Intimacy: Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue...

By lizownsvirgy - 07/07/2011 19:49 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML

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Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML

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Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 11:36 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my little brother put a battery to my tongue while I was sleeping with my mouth open. The shock found its way right to my metal filling. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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Thursday 7 July 2011 23:51

That's totally not disturbing at all.

Sassybq1 13

Thursday 7 July 2011 23:51

O_O hey be lucky it was someone you knew.......even though that's still pretty creepy lol. sorry chica. FYL.

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mjhcc 6

Friday 8 July 2011 4:25

Haha. Sleep with your eyes open from now, You never know what he might try next :x

mc30290 0

Friday 8 July 2011 4:44

is he hot? is he the same age or older than u? hon, go for it if those things apply! :)

bogan35 0

Friday 8 July 2011 4:51

naaaastyyyy:/

imbored666 5

Friday 8 July 2011 4:55

I think your step bro has been watching too much hentai

brownie101 0

Friday 8 July 2011 4:58

we'll ur nt rlly related so its ok ha ha

ashleii2010 0

Friday 8 July 2011 5:10

lmao!! brother love..

mikaylaraymond 0

Friday 8 July 2011 5:12

whoa i would be like gtfo and punch him in the face

stallion2521 0

Friday 8 July 2011 5:19

oooo kinky

kduubb 7

Friday 8 July 2011 5:27

i would of backhanded him !

BennyBear 0

Friday 8 July 2011 5:37

it's cool. you're not related. at least it wasn't your stepdad. joking aside, that's totally creepy and sucks. I'm sorry op :/

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