Intimacy: Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue...

By lizownsvirgy - 07/07/2011 19:49 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML

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Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML

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Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 11:36 - United States - Alpharetta

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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Thursday 7 July 2011 23:51

That's totally not disturbing at all.

Sassybq1 13

Thursday 7 July 2011 23:51

O_O hey be lucky it was someone you knew.......even though that's still pretty creepy lol. sorry chica. FYL.

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cleoxus85 0

Friday 8 July 2011 7:15

What better way to practice? Home lessons.

ayooBrandon 12

Friday 8 July 2011 7:15

does he look good?

mistfullkittie 3

Friday 8 July 2011 7:27

I can't help but feel dirty just reading this...

BigKatt 1

Friday 8 July 2011 7:39

not blood related.. are you attractive? awkward? yes! but still fair game.

baileybug93 0

Friday 8 July 2011 7:50

This reminds me of the movie, "Teeth"

KaliKakes 0

Friday 8 July 2011 7:56

r u a girl or a boy? 0.0 and how old is your brother?

sydie5 12

Friday 8 July 2011 8:02

I'm more interested in what your reaction was than the story itself lol

momo1972 3

Friday 8 July 2011 8:36

nice, at least it wasn't his pecker

loola144 0

Friday 8 July 2011 8:38

yummy

MatthewDmerrill 5

Friday 8 July 2011 8:50

at least it's your step brother!

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