By lizownsvirgy - 07/07/2011 19:49 - United States

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Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML
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strawberrydreams 18

That's totally not disturbing at all.

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Sassybq1 13

O_O hey be lucky it was someone you knew.......even though that's still pretty creepy lol. sorry chica. FYL.

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Mekeritrig 15

Just give the poor lad a handjob and send him on his way.

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SPAZTIK_CHILLI 0

What do you play beta or classic alpha ?? also go on www.thunderrift.net and it has the ip for the multiplayer beta server it is a good server lots of plugins and more good stuff :D

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IGotNippleRings 4

That's nasty as hell..Guess you could take it as a compliment though, lmao.

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tona01 16

what?? don't inform them, that way you have something to blackmail him everytime you need something OP

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tianyitom 0

when I first read that, I thought you were a guy and your step bro finally came out of the closet..

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suprmidgt 0

Creepy bastard... Was he surprised to woke up? Did he look confused thinking you'd get all excited? "oh I want you too. I'm so glad you attacked me in my sleep to tell me you have feelings for me." I'd say get a restraining order but f&@$.

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Zebidee 8

When I read this, I pictured him holding his tongue in his hand. Stupid beer ads.

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