By lizownsvirgy - 07/07/2011 19:49 - United States

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Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML
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strawberrydreams 18

That's totally not disturbing at all.

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Sassybq1 13

O_O hey be lucky it was someone you knew.......even though that's still pretty creepy lol. sorry chica. FYL.

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ImmortalKratos 0

but he sucks at photoshopping lol

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baseballlegitly0 2

ummm how old is he?

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starrbby 0

ew. that's NASTYYYY

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Bushay_fml 0

...and thats the way they all became the Brady Bunch..

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HomeAl0ne 20

Well at least it sounds like you two have moved past that awkward stage where he tries to pick your nose while you're asleep.

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salvorican 24

And they moved right into that awkward stage where op's step bro tries to tongue them in their sleep

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rattusrattus 18

If he ever sticks anything in your mouth again, bite it.

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RuCheezBurger 10

That's when you own his face and tell your Mom/Dad to Divorce.

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