By Anonymous - 20/10/2012 08:42 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
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lostcrazydiamond 10

If he's a teenager, he should know by this point that's not right.

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secretsymbiote21 5

thats actually pretty disgusting. ground him or Something

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imcarissa 4

Ground him?! He should get a beat down!!

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Invasion976 6

Yeah, um.. 78, very poor choice of words..

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rhaemese 9

I wonder if he's selling them for a dollar at school...

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bimonthly 4

how do you even talk about that? Awkward

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flutter4 7

There are no words for this situation

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CuriousAlien 7

Okaay well here are my scenarios. 1.)He's really horny, and the Internet is down, or 2.) He's bringing that shit to school and selling it.

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lilhellian 26

you forgot to add something to #1: he couldn't any ass from girls at his school

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ice723 5

all boys wanna see their mothers boobs at some point

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BellaBelle_fml 23

By that logic all girls want to see their dad's dick at some point. I don't know if you are one of those people or not, but let me tell you that, that is just not true or normal at all.

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christyxbee 15

BellaBelle beat me to it. I completely agree that behavior like that is not normal ... And if you are one of those people I suggest you get help immediately.

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MissIconic 8

Most did, at the appropriate age of 1-5 for breastfeeding x)

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agonydrum 7

33 I really really hope you said that to troll

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chrisbarbie 5

Someone has been reading way too much Freud.

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McNerdyNerd 8

1-5??? My brother and I were done breastfeeding at around 3 months. But yes..teens...that is wrong on way too many levels

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GothicAngel17 24

169- ideally, women should breastfeed their babies until they are between 2 and 5 years old. 3 months only isn't really good for the development of brain tissue.

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chuckcloninger 12

Are you for real? If you really believe that you're a sick puppy.

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ICastillo 24

He probably trying to be a cool guy with his friends and show he has boob pics.

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DaDivineDevil 11

The internet's probably down. Poor kid lmao

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s0m3guy2010 21

Now all he has to do is kill his father and become king. It sounds wrong, but I don't think OP's son has a problem with setting too many boundaries.

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gc327072 30

23- Whilst making some sort of hand sign and wearing a shirt that says SWAG.

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Enslaved 36

40 is obviously calling the son a "Psycho" since it's a direct quote from the movie. I understood it. I wish some people would look beyond some comments before thumbing them down.

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peachyFML 17

This is not relevant.

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Enslaved 36

A boy's obsession with his mother. . .?

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