Transportation: Today, I was working as a service writer in an auto service shop....

By stuck - 17/06/2009 03:42 - United States

Today, I was working as a service writer in an auto service shop. A really cute girl came in to buy a headlight, I offered to install the bulb for her. My hand got stuck behind the headlight, she had to ask one of our mechanics to come remove the air box from her car to get my hand out. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:25 - United States

Today, after parking my car, I was informed by an incredibly hot girl that my tail light was faulty. I tried hitting it to make it work again. Guess who has 5 stitches and a smashed tail light? FML

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By edhalen - 23/04/2009 07:47 - United States

Today, I pulled over to help a girl with her car. I thought my limited mechanic skills would help look like a hero. She only needed her coolant cap unscrewed. With top down, shirt off, I was confident as I got out of my car. 10 minutes later I left because I couldn't unscrew the f***ing thing. FML

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By mywillyisdisappointed - 05/12/2015 01:57 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl I've been dating. I dropped her off and she finally asked me if I wanted to come in. When I did, she asked me to change a light bulb in her kitchen, and then promptly sent me home. FML

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By Jeff Again - 03/09/2023 00:02 - United States

Today, I thought I'd be a suave gentleman by opening the car door for my date. The handle came off in my hand, and I had to spend the next 15 minutes pretending I was doing an impromptu repair on my piece of shit car, when I had no idea what I was doing. FML

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By cargaljen - 17/05/2014 21:34 - United States - Olathe

Today, a nice couple came in to buy a car. I offered to drive it out from the line of cars for them, since it was a tight squeeze. They then watched as I managed to back it straight into another car, causing a large amount of damage to both. FML

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Irony at a base level

By danyelicindereli - 29/05/2009 03:41 - United States

Today, I was standing around looking out the window at work when it became really dark and windy and started to pour. I watched a shopping cart fly across the parking lot thinking how funny it'd be if it hit someone's car. It hit mine. I need a new headlight. FML

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By Blake Lawrence - 26/11/2012 18:59 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be cute to leave a love letter in my car while I was at work. She left my lights on. I got a dead battery. FML

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By "syd_the_kidd_9707" - 25/02/2019 00:00

Today, I went in my car to a very important job interview. I was out of gas, so I had to get some on the way. When i was done pumping, I went to get back in and the door handle broke off on the driver's side. Then I blew a tire on a piece of metal. Needless to say, I lost my chance. FML

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By Jordan - 12/11/2020 05:02 - United States - Herndon

Today, I waited 3 hours and paid $360 to have a routine tuneup done on my old car. As I pulled into my driveway, about to turn off the engine, one of my headlights blew. FML

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By mala_19 - 12/06/2017 14:00 - Sweden

Today, at work, I had to help a teenager who was stuck in a toy car for kids, and no, it was not in one piece when she finally got out. FML

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Klee999 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 12:40

I think it's cute when a guy tries to impress a girl and goofs up, you're only human.

metheonlyb 17

Wednesday 17 June 2009 12:25

Oh sucks for you bro!

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rukusrazor 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 16:43

I think it was nice of you to help, and I'm sure she appreciates it, she'd have to be a real bitch to not see the humor in the situation. Also, #8 ftw.

jennycaakes 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 18:05

no where on the fml does he say he did it for free. she probably bought the headlight and he just put it in for her. they do that at places if you ask them too, he just offered. i think it was sweet of him to offer.

SirAwesome 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 22:11

And that's why you don't do jobs you know nothing about to try to impress women - you usually fail and end up wasting her time and looking like an idiot. YDI.

Cali_Chick 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 8:33

Who said he doesn't know how to do his job? Accidents happen. P.S I don't think that's an FML situation...you'll be aiight!

crackerjacks119 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 23:22

This is exactly why service writers are service writers and not mechanics. mechanics get paid to do things like this it's called flat rate soo he did it for free just because he found her attractive