FYL for listening to a 5 year old.

Eh, I feel your pain OP. I had horrible skin during most of my teen years (I'm assuming you have bad acne, since the kid said your face reminded him of a pizza), and eventually it went away. Hopefully yours will go away too as you age. Also, wash your face 2-3x a day, use a moisturizer specifically for acne prone skin, and Clearasil worked really well (for me, anyway). Good luck!

i'm sorry but that's kind of funny. "i want to eat your face!"

*Takes peice of ur face* man, its cold!!! u should have been here in at least 30 minutes!!!!!!

It would have been more funny if he had said I want to slice your face.

haha how cute your so cheesy lol

Ok so clearly someone put this kid up to saying that because no five year old is going to know the pizza-face reference just because your face had a few pimples on it doesn't mean that the kid would associate it with pizza. He probably overheard his parents calling someone (maybe you) pizza face and thought it was cool so he put his own little twist in there probably not even knowing if it was derogatory or not. That is the only reasoning i can come up with besides this being fake because no five year old is going to say i want to eat your face it looks like pizza unless someone put him up to it.

Looks like u have a bit of acne on your face. Did you buy him real pizza but with booger topping instead of mini peperonis!

maybe you wear really orange makeup, have lots of large red zits, and have a bob-style haircut the color of pizza crust? yes/no?

Owned by a five year old.