Health: Today, I was working at a day care center. A 5 year old boy came...

By PiZzA_FaCe - 29/05/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I was working at a day care center. A 5 year old boy came up to me telling me he wanted to eat my face. Confused, I asked him why. He said, "Because your face looks like pizza." FML

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By maximumpower - 15/03/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML

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By mew - 25/10/2011 18:04 - Canada

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

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By Momo8612 - 21/04/2017 12:00

Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!" FML

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By downlowtooslow - 12/06/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, while eating with my kids at McDonalds, my son put his hand up and wanted me to give him a "high five." I went to give him a five, but he moved his hand at the last second and I ended up slapping him in the face. Now everyone there thinks I'm a child-beater. FML

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By Phycheledic - 12/05/2016 10:22 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2013 19:47 - United States - Olive Branch

Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML

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Leftovers

By Anonymous - 16/09/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I woke up to my cat licking my face. Cute, right? Turns out, she was licking the crumbs off my cheek from last night's pizza party. FML

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Ewwwww

By EwFace - 06/06/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a little boy. I opened up a new bottle of bubbles and it was all goopy and gross so I said, "Eww!" The boy then asked, "What's "ew" mean?" I replied, "Something gross and yucky." Then he pointed at my face and say "Ew! Ew! Ewwww!" FML

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Exhaustion

By Shell - 05/03/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML

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By notyouagain - 03/10/2010 07:40 - Australia

Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year old son answered the door and when he saw me said, 'oh great, it's YOU' and slammed the door in my face. FML

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peacelovepugs 7

Monday 1 August 2011 6:34

acne.

hk_fml 9

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:39

Ohhhh man. That is so unfortunate.

Comments

ShelbyG 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 2:41

Ugh. Barf. I pictured a person with crappy makeup and zits EVERYWHERE. Thank you for the mental image of half the girls in my 8th grade classroom. Bahaha. XD

Dead_and_Gone 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 2:44

haha make sure that kid doesnt have a knife near u...

Phillay632 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 2:47

YDI for being a freak of nature.

kelbel22 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 2:51

i never really had bad acne growing up, but what did completely clear my skin was birth control. lol goodluck! im sorry =/ thats really shitty

wbe2 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 3:06

lol FYL

OmgItsAnaBeatriz 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 3:08

Whoever Is Hating On This Person Seriously Needs To Get A Life >=( Acne Is Normal For Many People, It's Not their Fault That They Have To Live With It! And Hey, If You Have Acne Now, It Takes Longer To Get Wrinkles In The Future. My Mom Told Me This. She's A Doctor. I Support Acne People :D

TryToBeKind 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 3:11

I hope you told him that hurt your feelings and then asked what you do when you hurt someone - even by mistake. It's normal for kids that age to blurt stuff out but someone needs to put a stop to it until the child learns. I'm sorry.

lisamarie048 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 3:12

Aw, kids. They always say whatever pops into their little heads :)

RPGod 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 3:18

Who. the ****. cares. A little kid said something rude. It's not the end of the world.

ShelbyG 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 3:18

Im comment #32 lol I want to add something :D I have had some bad acne too but that whats zit cream is for, And I actually controlled it....But I feel sorry for those who cant help their acne and got it from thier parents(Correct me if im wrong?), But if you CAN help it, why dont you wash you damn face for once, and I mean 2x a day. =]