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By Bob - 14/04/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, I was working at a local restaurant when another server's table called me over to ask if I've "ever killed anybody". They informed me I looked like a serial killer. I informed them, of course, that I have never killed anybody. Another customer claimed I scared her child. I was fired. FML

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You deserved it 4 681

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By Lifeguard - 04/04/2009 19:03 - United States

Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML

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You deserved it 4 498

By Anonymous - 29/08/2014 16:17 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, after finally getting rid of an extremely rude, abusive customer, I muttered that I could kill people like her. I didn't know my manager had heard me, until a pair of police officers arrived. He'd reported me for "threatening to murder a customer". FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 004

You deserved it 11 145

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By RandomLG94 - 31/10/2015 20:35 - United States - Columbia

Today, I was fired from my job because I would "scare" the customers. Two days ago, a coworker spilled fry oil onto the grill, causing flames to singe my eyebrows and the front of my hair off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 039

You deserved it 1 580

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By familydisaster - 05/08/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job at a local family-ran restaurant. The Reason? The owner's daughter has been stealing money from the register little by little and has blamed me for all the lost money. The boss is still convinced it's me, though, because his daughter would "never tell a lie". FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 588

You deserved it 2 521

Public freakout

By selfdefense - 12/10/2009 04:16 - United Kingdom

Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 699

You deserved it 2 577

By unemployedaussie - 23/06/2016 12:35 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was fired because my boss found out I had been looking for a new job. Then, I got a call from my only job prospect, saying I was overqualified and too young to work there as a waitress. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 238

You deserved it 1 401

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2019 13:00

Today, I was fired from my job as a waitress, all because someone complained there was too much seasoning in their food. As I said, I'm a waitress. This happened the same week I was hired. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 919

You deserved it 129

By Anonymous - 10/09/2019 02:02

Today, despite filling all the parameters for a model employee and being praised by multiple people over the time I was working, I was fired because a client complained to my manager that I didn't seem to know what I was doing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 742

You deserved it 142

By LowerCrust - 30/01/2012 02:36 - United States

Today, I arrived at the pizza place I work at to find that I'd been fired. Apparently, the class stoner came in last night and not only demanded a free pizza, but also claimed that I always gave him one. I've never talked to this kid in my life, but my boss still doesn't believe me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 196

You deserved it 2 084

By PsychoSarah - 06/04/2011 23:57 - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 682

You deserved it 7 260

bioclock 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:08

This is just so mean that I almost can't believe it. Who calls someone over to inform them that they look like a murderer? What did they expect you to say after asking if you've killed anyone, "Why, yes ma'am, I've murdered about 14 people. I target women wearing red on a full moon. Thanks for asking!"

roll_fukng_tide 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:05

hahahah we all get that... no, we dont actually. go get a makeover you scary **** :)

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Neenertastic 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:24

Was it that swastika tattoo on your forehead?

Neenertastic 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:26

tear drop tatts? swastika on forehead? mangy hair? that wild-eyed look? WHO ASKS SOMEBODY THAT QUESTION???

airandfingers 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:34

YDI for killing a bunch of innocent people

airandfingers 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:50

#12: "Today" doesn't necessarily mean "today." I bet most FMLs are at least a year old. While there are quite a few "I lost my job for BS reasons" FMLs, consider the possibility that some of them are from other countries. Not all countries have the same rights for employees as America does (some are better, many are worse).

JSiCw311 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 23:28

yeah this is fake.

tmp_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 0:09

Wait, so are you a serial killer? Because, if you are, then ydi, because I don't wait a serial killer serving me.

heatherewf 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 0:30

I demand a picture of you!

thuryn 2

Wednesday 15 April 2009 0:45

#24: Good Lord, man! Ever hear of English? You should try it sometime! #57: Why not? Being a *serial* killer means he's a careful planner and good at cleaning up. Otherwise, he would have been caught after the first one or two. I want a server who can remember my order the first time! OP: You mentioned Kansas (in comment 27; I assume that's you). Are you in a small town? Did you piss someone off and this is collaborative revenge? Either way, I'd love to see a picture of you. Can't vote without a pic! :)

catsizedgoldfish 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 1:06

#55 Really? I had not considered that "today" does not actually mean that this occured today. You sure schooled me. Your comment on worker's rights in other countries is valid. However, if you are seriously trying to state that this FML is not highly suspect, you have bigger problems to attend to.