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By Bob - 14/04/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, I was working at a local restaurant when another server's table called me over to ask if I've "ever killed anybody". They informed me I looked like a serial killer. I informed them, of course, that I have never killed anybody. Another customer claimed I scared her child. I was fired. FML
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bioclock 0

This is just so mean that I almost can't believe it. Who calls someone over to inform them that they look like a murderer? What did they expect you to say after asking if you've killed anyone, "Why, yes ma'am, I've murdered about 14 people. I target women wearing red on a full moon. Thanks for asking!"

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roll_fukng_tide 0

hahahah we all get that... no, we dont actually. go get a makeover you scary **** :)

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macfluffers 0

To quote askaninja.com: "You gotta give your kids a handful of death everyday and tell them, 'That is LIFE.'" Too many people these days are trying to raise their kids into believing that the world is a nice and happy place. That only breeds to kinds of people: dissapointed, disillusioned ones and oblivious, selfish ones. By the way, I would have said, "Yes, but to be fair, the 16 of them tried to surround me and attacked first. It was self-defense."

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kndarwin 0

They can't fire you without a good reason. So you should fight that, and get your job back, then quit.

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amy_shmamy 0

thats what you get for now killing anybody

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bubs_AKA_vermin 0

i agree with #6. they should've known. you should accuse the child for being a bratty little pussy and the mother for being over-protective. jeez, people these days.

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shalvius 3

Today i posted my FML moment at site. no one has believed me. 2xFML

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chickitychina 0

some serial killers werent too bad looking? :D...

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AnnaSeptic 0

That's effed. I know how you feel, some people say I look like a serial killer too hahaha. It sucks, people are so paranoid these days. They can't fire you for how you look, you really kinda can't help that. You should sure your (ex)boss's ass. Or better yet, there's the obvious, kill him. I find crowbars to be very effective ;)

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tiltwrestler 0

Do you happen to have a swastika tattoo on your left arm, other visible tattooes, a shaved head, giant muscles, angry countenance, and a beard? PS that aside, that child is a pussy. MAN UP! haha

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