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By alwaysxgettingxshitxon - 03/07/2009 00:18 - United States

Today, I was working at the library. Some punks thought it would be funny to shit in a book, close it and return it in the drop box. The fact that it was sitting outside in the ninety degree heat for a couple hours did not help the stench; it was everywhere and I had to clean the mess. FML

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By TzarErik - 06/08/2014 23:33 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2023 06:00 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I went to my local library to study. As I settled in, I dropped my water bottle, causing a mini flood. Panicked, I tried to clean it up with paper towels, only to knock over a stack of books, creating a domino effect of chaos. The librarian gave me the dirtiest look. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2019 12:00

Today, while volunteering at my local library, a guy who smelled like crap followed me around all day. Every time I would bend over to shelf a book, he would start grunting. Apparently, he's going to be at the library every day. FML

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By weliveanddie14 - 07/05/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML

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By FallCameEarly - 27/02/2014 06:21 - United States - Alhambra

Today, at my job as a librarian at an old library, I was shelving books. Things were great until one entire bookshelf fell over. The damage wasn't too bad. Then the rest fell down. FML

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By Chiong - 26/02/2022 12:00

Today, I rushed from work so I could get to the library to return a book that was due. The library closes at 7:00 p.m. I arrived at 6:56, huffing and puffing. The lady saw me, slammed the door in my face, and locked it. I now have to pay a late fee for 4 minutes. FML

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By fishingforubies2 - 24/07/2015 14:02 - Aruba - Oranjestad

Today, it was my first day working at a library. I expected it to be fun and peaceful, not to end up having to call the cops on a guy who started jerking off into a book. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2016 16:57 - United States - Avon

Today, there was an issue with the sewage system at work. It smelled like somebody took a turd, left it in the sun to marinate, threw up on it, then put in the air conditioning to fill the store with nauseating stink. I nearly threw up multiple times because we weren't allowed to leave early. FML

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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By Skidmark Sally - 07/10/2012 21:41 - United States - Las Cruces

Today, while working at the daycare, I had to clean the entire place. During the next four hours, I scooped up three human teeth, a rotten log of shit, a tire iron, a condom wrapper, and a yogurt that expired in 2003. I only cleaned the place a week ago. FML

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BlackBirdBillie 0

Friday 3 July 2009 9:50

ah! as a daughter of a librarian...i grew up in libraries and surrounded by the book rules...that physically hurts me!!! lol

AnnaBananas 0

Friday 3 July 2009 9:52

ewww why are people so immature now-a-days?

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krista17 11

Friday 3 July 2009 16:04

I work at a library also... and if someone did that I would be the lucky winner who got to clean it up too... so I feel your pain... sooooo not funny

blahdsflksfd 0

Friday 3 July 2009 16:12

Well it is a metaphor about how most kids are these days. Books are worth shit, learning is useless, lets all have random casual sex. Have you ever seen the movie idiocracy? Thats how kids these days are acting...

AlexZB 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 0:12

do you read xkcd by any chance?

AshleyRose784 0

Friday 3 July 2009 16:27

eww, I would have said no. probably would have lost my job too but there's no way I'm touching feces, not part of the job description

Qup 0

Friday 3 July 2009 16:27

any outside video to catch them?

RxSkater 0

Friday 3 July 2009 16:33

hahhahha thats awesome, sucks u had to clean it up if u think about it thats a great prank

RxSkater 0

Friday 3 July 2009 16:41

GOOD, u think i really care what people think of me hahaha there are kids on here way worse than me i thought it was just a funny prank....it sucks for that person to clean up shit up and hey that might be what u get for working in a library ;)

blahdsflksfd 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 15:06

I once pooped on a librarian while she was working, then raped her. After the raping, i decided it was time to rob some homeless men. It was a great prank, sucks to be them but hilarous