By Tiff676 - 16/08/2009 04:31 - Canada

Today, I was working at the theater as an Usher. A man comes up to me and gives me his ticket. At the same time, he takes a sip of water and suddenly felt the need to sneeze. The water came out from his nose and landed all over my face. I was covered with his mucus and had to wish him a good movie. FML
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joshizzle3 1

lol for capitalizing Usher, like the musician

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Lunelle_fml 0

Ushers clean the theaters, ticket tearers or door persons tear the tickets...

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stephaniegeezy 0

TRYNA GET MA USHER ON BUT I CAN'T LET IT BURN. Seriously, I would've snarted on him.

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Niki0308 0

Only the musician Usher is capitalized. It's a job as in NOT capitalized.

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nosferatu4444 10

you should have yelled at him so everyone would hear, where's your self respect

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Savanna Marie 8

if it makes you feel any better, any normal person could have been MORTIFIED. I'd start going to see movies in a different town. this has happened to me twice, but with laughing. once, ice cream. once, hot and sour soup. it was the first time I met my now stepdad. it. was. awful.

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