Miscellaneous: Today, I was working at the theater as an Usher. A man comes...

By Tiff676 - 16/08/2009 04:31 - Canada

Today, I was working at the theater as an Usher. A man comes up to me and gives me his ticket. At the same time, he takes a sip of water and suddenly felt the need to sneeze. The water came out from his nose and landed all over my face. I was covered with his mucus and had to wish him a good movie. FML

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By misspriss - 17/02/2010 01:30 - United States

Today, I was in the theatre watching a movie. I leaned my head back to relax. Suddenly, I hear this sneeze behind me and then I feel "rain" pouring down on my face. FML

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By BoogieCandy. - 23/10/2009 08:56 - Canada

Today, at work, I was standing at the till helping an attractive man. I have a cold and could feel the snot bubbling up. He orders and we flirt for a bit. Just as I'm about to hand him his product, I sneeze quite loudly and forcefully all over his face. Guess I won't be getting that number. FML

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Act three, scene one

By anon - 12/08/2024 14:00 - New Zealand

Today, I was performing in a community theater production. Right before my big scene, I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in, but it came out with such force that I lost my balance, fell off the stage, and landed in the lap of the mayor, who was in the front row. My character’s dramatic entrance was unforgettable for all the wrong reasons. FML

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Memorable presentation

By paul - 02/02/2010 11:25 - France

Today, I had a big meeting. Halfway through my presentation, I sneezed, and continued talking. I get some weird looks from my co-workers, but I didn't understand what they meant. When I finished, I passed by my boss walking to my chair, and he gave me a handkerchief. Why? Snot was all over my tie. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 18:08 - United States - Parker

Today, I went to my first job interview in months. Just minutes in, a sudden huge, uncontrollable sneeze overcame me. A wad of snot flew out onto my shirt, which I didn't even notice until the visibly disgusted interviewer pointed it out. FML

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Not now, dude!

By sammy - 26/03/2020 04:59 - Australia

Today, I was working at the checkout. Trying to be hygienic, I suppressed a sneeze. I continued to serve the next person. As I was giving her her change, she looked at me with a horrified expression. I looked down and my shirt was covered in a trail of snot all the way to my belt. FML

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By embarrassed - 08/10/2012 09:12 - Australia - Morphett Vale

Today, despite having a mild case of the flu, I visited my boyfriend's house and watched a movie with his parents. During the movie, I felt the sudden urge to sneeze. Trying to hold it in, I managed to do the loudest fart I've ever done in my life. Everyone heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML

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By Hana - 23/03/2012 07:39 - Canada - York

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML

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By Embarrassed - 01/10/2010 13:06 - United States

Today, I had to sneeze really bad in a restaurant. To avoid sneezing on everybody's food, I turned my head to the side and sneezed, it just so happens a waitress was there serving a table. My nose went straight into her ass. FML

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DrAwesome 6

Sunday 16 August 2009 19:08

Man, that must snot have been fun...

Mur1017 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 12:21

wow thats nasty fyl :S

Comments

thereitgo 1

Sunday 16 August 2009 15:20

haha ohh so that's why they have those glass booths protecting the ushers at my theater..

iFruit 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 16:10

USHERRRR! It's youuuu! I love your new single!! And I still jam to "yeah" even though it was released in like 2003. But why were you letting people sneeze on you at the movies? Why do you even go to the mpvies, don't you have an in home theatre?/ No, I'm jk. I know what an usher is.

sublime93 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 18:37

YDI for capitalizing usher. And for not doing something about the whole sneeze thing, wtf? You shouldve mauled him

The_Disturbed 5

Sunday 16 August 2009 18:52

You'd better hope it's not swine flu XD Seriously though...that's gross. FYL

DrAwesome 6

Sunday 16 August 2009 19:08

Man, that must snot have been fun...

marsy 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 21:18

LAWL

darknessoflight 0

Monday 17 August 2009 0:21

lmfao oh boy am i glad this hasn't happen to me at work

nodbor 11

Monday 17 August 2009 1:22

could be a bonus if you worked at an adult theater. the dumb bastard forgot that he was not at an adult theater this time.

p1loter 0

Monday 17 August 2009 1:23

ugh. that's disgusting. sad part about it is, you have to suck it up and still smile...despite what gross things happen. I've had things like that happen at work too. >.> FYL

happy_me 0

Monday 17 August 2009 5:16

fake! nobody drinks water at a movie theater!!

pyros09 0

Monday 17 August 2009 7:50

I do.

MeganB_fml 0

Monday 17 August 2009 15:25

So do I! Why would you say no one drinks water?! Maybe you think it's weird that Canadians don't load up on 90oz tubs of Pepsi every day, America style... OP, that really must have sucked. So nasty!

Poet_Sin 0

Monday 17 August 2009 17:39

Hey! I'm American, and I drink more water than anything else. Stop trying to stereotype us. Not all Americans are fatasses.

KacieEron 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 1:30

are you serious? some people only drink water...no matter where they are! I for one do drink water at the movie theaters! so you should probly think before you post stuff on here lol