Work: Today, I was working in a restaurant. I stopped to pick up some...

By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 06:45 - United States

Today, I was working in a restaurant. I stopped to pick up some silverware a customer dropped. Apparently my belt wasn't tight enough because a woman behind me immediately hurled in disgust. On top of being found revolting, I'm now in trouble for "flashing" someone. FML

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By grannysmack - 11/07/2009 09:10 - United States

Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML

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Putting people off their food

By Anonymous - 03/06/2022 18:00

Today, in a restaurant, staff asked me to fix my skirt because multiple customers complained my buttcrack was putting them off their food. I thought the waiter was using fake complaints to justify his rudeness, but when I got up to fix it fully, half the restaurant applauded me. FML

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You deserved it 2 042

Child labor

By great parenting pal - 11/08/2020 02:01

Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML

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You deserved it 264

By his word vs mine = me suspended - 10/08/2013 18:41 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML

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You deserved it 3 096

By PsychoSarah - 06/04/2011 23:57 - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML

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You deserved it 7 256

By dirtythief - 18/07/2013 16:01 - Philippines - San Juan

Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 612

You deserved it 3 146

By soldier - 06/05/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, I was running late for work. To save time, I grabbed my belt on my way out the door and was putting it on in the elevator, which stopped at the next floor before I had put my belt all the way on. A hot girl stepped into the elevator, looked at my undone belt, screamed "Ew" and got off. FML

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You deserved it 10 561

By Anonymous - 07/03/2012 06:46 - United States

Today, at work, we had an extremely rude customer who started cussing at us, and my coworker started cussing back. I jumped on the register to quickly bring down the line, and apologized to everyone for the scene. A secret shopper was in the line and claimed that I was rude. I got written up. FML

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You deserved it 2 476

By fuck you walmart - 26/04/2013 22:03 - United States

Today, at work, I was screamed at and slapped by a woman for supposedly violating her 2nd Amendment rights. In reality, I'd simply turned her away from the 10 items or less line because she had well over the allowed number of items. I've no fucking idea what's wrong with some people. FML

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You deserved it 3 419

Pervy perv walks

By Cashier - 09/03/2011 05:36 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML

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You deserved it 3 798

lillypilly35 0

Monday 10 January 2011 12:19

so she saw your ass crack and then got sick because of it? she really needs to get a life or some pepto bismal or something...

amysousa 6

Monday 10 January 2011 12:12

aww. pull up your pants it's not the belts fault

Comments

fayul 0

Monday 10 January 2011 13:21

that's what u call a "full service"?

perdix 29

Monday 10 January 2011 13:37

Just say No to crack!

velours_noir 2

Monday 10 January 2011 13:48

She HURLED?! God, some women overreact x]

kamiicult 0

Monday 10 January 2011 14:18

bending is bad for your back anyway. it is also very rude to those behind you.

hysterical 1

Monday 10 January 2011 15:20

So what was she supposed to do to pick up the silverware, if bending is so rude?

lindsaysue 4

Monday 10 January 2011 15:23

Crouch.

maybaybe 0

Monday 10 January 2011 16:00

Crouching still probably would have revealed her disgusting ass.

sweet_candy_ 17

Monday 10 January 2011 15:49

Crack attack.

jkizzle55 0

Monday 10 January 2011 16:13

pants on the ground!

nybsucubos 5

Monday 10 January 2011 16:32

YDI anytime someone says: Apparently

Lia_Mackenzie 4

Monday 10 January 2011 17:11

Crack kills, y'all. Crack kills.

StonesAya 0

Monday 10 January 2011 17:59

How is this an FML let alone an I agree your life sucks??? In a restaurant no less???? Pull your damn pants up! You look a damn fool with your pants on the ground!