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By waiterrrrrrrrr - 02/08/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I was working my shift at a fancy restaurant and it had been a really hard day. My parents came in to have dinner and surprise me. After paying, they left a note saying they would see me at home. It also said "By the way, no tip, because you stink at serving." FML

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By themonkeyman - 23/12/2009 00:05 - United States

Today, I started my job as a waiter. I was excited when my first customer paid for the bill. I go over to the table, half-expecting a tip. I got to the table and no money was on the table. On the bottom receipt was written: "Ever heard of deodorant?" Apparently I smell bad. Thanks for the tip. FML

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By jackzz - 09/04/2015 07:55 - Vietnam - Hanoi

Today, at the restaurant I work at, my own mom refused to give a tip and complained to my boss. FML

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Piss off

By Anonymous - 25/05/2023 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my horrible parents turned up to the restaurant I work at just to mess with me. Dad forgot his wallet, what a surprise, and asked me to pay the bill. I refused so my manager got involved. My dad got arrested, I got fired and might lose my lousy flat if I’m late on the rent. FML

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By goin4broke - 07/08/2009 15:23 - United States

Today, my parents came to the restaurant I work at as a waiter. After, I picked up the check to realize they had left me a $500 tip! We split the tips among the employees so I only got $50 back but I was still psyched. When I got home they asked me if I had noticed that they used my credit card. FML

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By Nick - 14/07/2009 02:04 - United States

Today, while I was working as a waitress, I had to wait on a table of 13 people. I was struggling through it and when they finally left I went by the table to pick up my tip. Instead of a money I got a napkin saying "Here's your tip, don't be a waitress." FML

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Brilliant

By BrokeAsFuck - 18/10/2012 23:52 - United States

Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML

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By Misunderstood Waitress - 06/11/2012 22:37 - United States

Today, I was waitressing for a huge family. Their bill was $750. Excited about the tip, I was shocked to see only $0.50. As they were leaving, I threw the two whole quarters at their heads. Guess who also got fired today. FML

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By WaitedOut - 03/10/2012 08:07 - United States - Saukville

Today, at work, I got to wait on one of those tables where everyone had very complex orders, and some of them sent their food back. When the time finally came for me to bring them their check and receive my well-earned tip, I returned only to discover that they'd dined and dashed. FML

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By ismerf19 - 22/12/2010 00:05

Today, I was working in a restaurant. On the receipt under "tip" someone actually took the time to write out "$0.00." FML

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Little *****

By MLZ - 30/07/2010 20:00 - United States

Today, while at the restaurant I work at, a bunch of kids came in. They all gave incredibly complex orders, laughed at everything I did, and made a huge mess by "spilling" hot sauce and water all over the floor. After they left, I was tipped eleven cents. FML

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som_fml 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:35

Can't blame you. I hate it when family/friends come in to "surprise" me. That's not happily surprising someone, that's rubbing their recreational freedom in your face and then leaving without you.

icertainlysuck 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:08

You know where they live... that's all im gonna say

Comments

Ub3r_Crippl3 0

Monday 3 August 2009 5:07

Well if your parents even tell you that you're bad at something, then you are horrible at it, YDI. But most likely they were just joking, if my parents did that they would be. And to whoever said it's a blow to your self-esteem, grow up; sometimes it's necessary to know when you're bad at something, especially a job at a fancy restaurant.

doubleAbattery 0

Monday 3 August 2009 5:21

You should tell them you're really hurt, especially since theirs was the only meal you hadn't spit in.

iFruit 0

Monday 3 August 2009 5:22

I hope they were joking :(

master565 0

Monday 3 August 2009 5:41

pee in there cerial and when they eat it say u just got served

Shyman4ever 0

Monday 3 August 2009 7:30

Well get better at waiting and go get me a ******* pizza

sj_19 0

Monday 3 August 2009 7:43

you didn't get a tip, so what....your parents raised your ungrateful ass

patticake1601 0

Monday 3 August 2009 9:04

you live in their house, eat their food, watch their cable, use their utilities..........yet you expect your parents to give you a tip? you're a douche

chowyuk 0

Monday 3 August 2009 9:17

how many times has your mother served you meals with out getting a tip? It's beyond me someone would expect a tip from there parents, the gift of life I think beats a 20% tip