Work: Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed...

By Sam - 24/06/2011 04:46 - Canada

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

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By Anothernametaken - 18/11/2011 12:22 - United States

Today, while working the drive-through at McDonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" and throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML

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I'm lovin' it

By Anonymous - 23/08/2020 17:09

Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML

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By fastfoodslave - 06/09/2014 06:11 - United States - Northampton

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML

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Lovin' it

By RAB - 18/07/2020 02:02

Today, as the manager of a McDonald's, I had to ask a group of high school kids to calm down after several complaints from other guests. Their rational response was to pour soda on my head and throw burgers at me. Upon returning from chasing them out, I sprained my foot. FML

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Hit and run

By whyme - 02/09/2016 04:33 - United States

Today, my friend and I were eating in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, when an angry, drunk man stumbled out of the restaurant and into his car. He then hit the McDonald's wall, turned around and sped straight into my car. I only bought it a week ago. FML

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Stop!

By Max - 30/01/2017 12:00 - United States - Bluffton

Today, I grabbed a coffee at the McDonald's drive-thru on my way home from work. As I drove away from the restaurant, a kid darted across the parking lot right in front of me. I had to slam hard on my brakes to avoid hitting him, in the process spilling my hot coffee all over my jeans. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 20:56 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 02:20 - United States - Exeter

Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2011 19:51 - United States

Today, I went to my favorite drive-in burger joint for dinner. As I was nearing the end of my burger, I grabbed a cup from the cup holder that I thought was filled with soda. Instead, I got a mouthful of dip spit that a friend left in my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 19:02 - Germany

Today, I was at the McDonalds drive-thru getting my morning coffee, when some guy slammed into the back of my car. I'm so happy I was holding the cup between my legs at that very moment, because now I have 2nd degree burns on my lady parts. FML

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OcampoFTW 4

Friday 24 June 2011 11:56

hulk no want diet

Keyganator 5

Friday 24 June 2011 11:57

you gotta find the humor in this man, that's probably the funniest thing you'll ever see in a drive thru.

Comments

IsaiahG69 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 6:23

Lmfao, im gonna do that!! (:

Bitchh123 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 20:07

HULK SMASH is my thing.!!

whattheforkdude 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 6:06

Hulk works at Mcdonalds? Y I NO C HIM I WENT 2DAY!!!

DJP0N3 0

Thursday 11 October 2012 2:10

That's what diet cokes deserve

chris_a7x 11

Friday 28 December 2012 2:27

Ahahaha!! That's epic.

JoseIsAdork 31

Thursday 5 September 2013 2:29

id hate to see what happened if his big Mac wasn't made to his specifications!

ashleyylove3 22

Saturday 30 November 2013 23:23

You should have stopped "Today I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds." That's an FML within itself. Anyway YDI for working there.

SaniK 17

Friday 5 December 2014 8:28

Hulk no need diet

bethy_lee 9

Monday 9 March 2015 22:06

I'm sorry but this is kinda funny

A1phaWolf 18

Monday 27 July 2015 17:26

What...The.....****?

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