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By bern5555 - 13/01/2010 05:29 - United States

Today, I was working with the kid I babysit for. We were out and he complained that he was hungry. I spent my very last $2 on chicken nuggets for him and a coffee for myself. Just as I sat down, he knocked over my coffee, spilling it into his chicken nuggets. Then he cried for over an hour. FML

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By lucas_urev - 15/09/2014 22:19 - United States - Cold Spring Harbor

Today, I had made a cup of my favorite coffee, which I had recently found to be discontinued. To accompany this last cup, I went to get a muffin. As I turned around, I see my son pouring the cup out because I out put it next to the sink and he thought it was dirty. FML

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By Max - 30/01/2017 12:00 - United States - Bluffton

Today, I grabbed a coffee at the McDonald's drive-thru on my way home from work. As I drove away from the restaurant, a kid darted across the parking lot right in front of me. I had to slam hard on my brakes to avoid hitting him, in the process spilling my hot coffee all over my jeans. FML

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By whattabrat - 26/02/2012 05:16 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2024 14:00 - Canada - Ottawa–Gatineau

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By Dmessmer1 - 05/06/2016 08:37 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I gave my dad $40 and asked him if he could get me lunch on his way back home. Long story short, he came back empty handed telling me it was my fault for trusting him with McNuggets. FML

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By NewlyChildaphobic - 17/11/2009 14:50 - Ireland

Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML

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By MLZ - 30/07/2010 20:00 - United States

Today, while at the restaurant I work at, a bunch of kids came in. They all gave incredibly complex orders, laughed at everything I did, and made a huge mess by "spilling" hot sauce and water all over the floor. After they left, I was tipped eleven cents. FML

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By There there dear - 09/04/2025 12:00 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I hired a babysitter for my two kids for the evening. When I came home, I found her sitting on the floor, crying with a full bowl of popcorn, watching a kids' movie. Apparently, my six-year-old had decided to re-enact every scene from the movie, and she couldn’t take it anymore. I had to hug her and assure her that she was doing a great job. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2019 14:00

Today, I went to pick up a pizza with my kids for an easy dinner. As soon as I opened my mouth to order, the 2-year-old in my arms vomited into it. FML

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Wednesday 13 January 2010 12:04

$2 for chicken nuggets and Coffee? That's awesome value! At least u can still eat the coffee chicken nuggets.

proflover 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 12:09

How funny, when I worked at a daycare enter the kids LOVED dipping their chicken nuggets in milk, no joke. But yeah, kids are midget devils

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Ripunzel 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 23:36

that kid would have gotten backhanded in the mouth for spilling it and crying about it wile the whole thing was b/c of him

kelseyioannou 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 23:49

Why are you posting this on FML? It was two freaking dollars...

KagamiSama 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 0:32

Loser kid.

pegasus77 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:11

This is why I only babysit family or helping a friends with their family. They give me money for pizza, or whatever else.

pinkballoon 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:48

FYL for having to pay for some kids food! The parents should give you extra money in case you go out to eat.

daneeyoll 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 5:33

gonna eat that

sumtimeslife_sux 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 5:43

life's embarrasing

lil_cig 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 8:13

Hmm... I've had friends accidentally spill drinks or drop burgers in McDonald's. We always got replacements for them without even asking.

cmac86 23

Thursday 14 January 2010 9:23

where did you get chicken nuggets and coffee for $2?! that's awesome!

brutal_banger 10

Thursday 14 January 2010 10:11

#25's a loser for working at a dead end job for so long

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