By vampire - 16/06/2011 20:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I was yelled at by my mum for not wanting to get a spray tan for my cousin's wedding because if I don't, I will "shine like a beacon of disrespect" among the other attendees. FML
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L3Paparazzo 7

its okay not to look like a Oompa Loompa :P

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artc91 0

Wow, i really can't figure out why that matters.

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Grammar_Nazi101 0

YDI for needing a spray tan in the first place.

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baden18830 5

spray tan = white trash 100% of the time. disobey and be proud.

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ohSNAPyall 26

At least she has a good imagination.

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mrahhhhh 21

So your mom must be one of the people on the U.K. version of Jersey Shore. Fyl for living in Guidoland, Europe edition. It took me five minutes to get the above to show. **** the Official FML app.

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Takador 3

Lol im not the only one that know about that, yay! :D

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Lisa89 3

What's the U.K edition of Jersy Shores? I'm from the UK but not entirely sure what you're on about.

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KLern 0

spray tans have come a long way. now you can go get one and gasp! you're tan not orange! suck it up and be sexy and tan for a bit...

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SteelCladAngel 0

hm pretty sad that being tan is the only qualifier for bing sexy these days

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KLern 0

nah a hot body and killer curves are qualifiers too. judging by your cinnabun, I bet you like to focus on "inner beauty".

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MissFukMyLuck 0

suck it up! and be happy with what you look like! really? you have to have a tan to feel sexy girl? I mean obviously you gotta do SOMETHIN to feel sexy if you're posing like that for your profile pic

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KLern 0

I don't feel sexy, I am sexy. don't hate.

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Rosuto_Megami 12

No, you're not sexy, you're actually pretty trashy. Oh, and that pose with your boobs hanging out like that makes you look like a desperate harlot.

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randomreader2315 4

Next thing you know, she'll be commanding you to do the stupid duck face for the wedding photos...*shudders* who gives a **** if your skin isn't Jersey Shore orange? I'm hoping you won't let your mom convince you to get that fake tan!!!

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kiaralove53 0

I am arachnophobic... your picture scares me to pieces.

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Takador 3

61- thats not a spider -.- spiders have 8 legs, that insect has 6 -.-

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laden_swallow09 34

CRAP! Sorry, Takador, I meant to thumb UP your comment! >.

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kiaralove53 0

You are right sorry, I couldn't look at it for more than 2 seconds before I had to scroll down.

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Snowlight_fml 7

Wait. So now that you know it has 6 legs, it's completely fine? What the...

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randomreader2315 4

It's a dead Jerusalem cricket, found it by the pool. It creeped me out and fascinated me at the same time when I discovered it, couldn't help but take pictures :P

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NecroParade 3

Bad spray tans look ridiculous. Good spray tans are barely noticeable. Why would you pay for either?

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goshpeople 4

You should get the spray tan just for the awesome way your mom put it.

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