By vampire - 16/06/2011 20:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I was yelled at by my mum for not wanting to get a spray tan for my cousin's wedding because if I don't, I will "shine like a beacon of disrespect" among the other attendees. FML
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L3Paparazzo 7

its okay not to look like a Oompa Loompa :P

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artc91 0

Wow, i really can't figure out why that matters.

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Comments

Guru_Gal 12

Maybe OP is English, like I am. No offense to Americans who don't do this, but it annoys me when Americans say us Brits aren't speaking our own language properly (unless they're speaking to someone who legitimately isn't and not just saying that US English is right when UK English is the original).

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IxIBAZIxI 2

So many ignorant people who don't realise English and American-English have different spellings :/

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NoKittyMyPotPie 3

You shouldn't fake tan, just to see your mum get angry.

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kei1108 13

Tanning is pretty dumb. Spray tanning is okay, but I think that porcelain skin on Caucasian people is beautiful! but I have learned from modeling class that keeping your natural skin color is a lot prettier than what people think.

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curlyfry33 8

to bad your not black

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im_emile 4

I'm dealing with the same thing from my aunt for my cousins wedding because I'm extremely pale

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