Miscellaneous: Today, I was yelled at by my mum for not wanting to get a spray...

By vampire - 16/06/2011 20:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I was yelled at by my mum for not wanting to get a spray tan for my cousin's wedding because if I don't, I will "shine like a beacon of disrespect" among the other attendees. FML

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By Anonymous Cunt - 24/11/2012 19:38 - Netherlands - Blaricum

Today, my mom had a tantrum and screamed at me over my use of bronzer. She called me a selfish bitch and claimed that I'm somehow slowly giving myself skin cancer. FML

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By Sally - 22/08/2011 00:17 - United States

Today, I got a spray tan. The lady asked what shade I wanted to be, and joking, I said the darkest. She took it seriously. Now no one can recognize me, and I have work tomorrow. FML

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You what now?

By ashley anne - 16/10/2022 04:00

Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML

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By fuck you retail - 27/05/2013 20:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a girl at my tanning salon was ranting about how expensive it was and how she wished there was a cheaper way to get a tan. I joked, "Like from the sun?" She angrily called me a "sassy bitch", screamed to my boss about me, and then threatened to sue us when he kicked her out. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2014 23:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I overheard my mum tell my sister that she should make me a bridesmaid at her wedding. My sister scoffed, "She looks like Shamu, mum. I can't have THAT in my wedding pics." followed by laughter and my mum saying, "Touché." FML

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Besties for life

By no cake for me - 07/11/2012 07:31 - United States - Jackson Heights

Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML

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Bridezilla

By Anonymous - 29/05/2022 04:00

Today, I’m supposed to be a bridesmaid at my sister's wedding, but she doesn’t want me in the photos because I’m over a foot taller than her and the other bridesmaids, and it will look silly in the photos. I told her I won’t even bother attending, and mom actually took her side. FML

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By deadmedia - 30/08/2009 00:39 - Canada

Today, my best friend informed me that I could not be her maid of honour because I "wasn't as pretty as the other bridesmaids" and she wanted her wedding photos to have "consistency". FML

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By wat - 20/09/2013 05:52 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, I went to visit my overly-posh mother for the first time in many years. Upon arrival, she kicked me out because my outfit did not follow the same color-scheme as her decor. FML

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Doormat blues

By Anonymous - 11/05/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my mom spent an hour lecturing me on how I'm a doormat who lets people walk all over me, and that I needed to be more assertive. So I stood up and told my dad, no, I am not going on that forestry camp he wants me to go to. Mom sat silently by as he screamed and grounded me for the entire summer. FML

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Friday 17 June 2011 1:52

its okay not to look like a Oompa Loompa :P

artc91 0

Friday 17 June 2011 2:00

Wow, i really can't figure out why that matters.

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susie_spiff 0

Friday 17 June 2011 8:11

they got bad tans and you look good. they just jealous!

liy223 6

Friday 17 June 2011 9:08

beacon of disrespect? ten points for originality. minus twenty for thinking your appearance pertains in any way to someone elses pride.

brandib75 14

Friday 17 June 2011 9:50

Here's my question: does the BRIDE care? because 1) if she doesn't then why the hell does your mom? and 2) if she does then she's a total bridezilla and go with not doing it just to see her rampage. lol

breeisdope 4

Friday 17 June 2011 9:55

LMFAO !! (x

YourMomxD 8

Friday 17 June 2011 10:31

My mom bought a spray tan thingy and tested it out on my ENTIRE leg. Only one leg. I made her wait 30mins so I can wash alllllllllll of it off.

rhiannon26 0

Friday 17 June 2011 10:58

what a load of crap, just because you'd rather not look like a tangerine

MeBeYourFriend 0

Friday 17 June 2011 11:02

why do people say mum? its MOM! God.

jennyc28 1

Friday 17 June 2011 12:23

Because 140, mum or mummy is widely used in the UK and that is where the OP is from. Mom or Mommy is used in a few areas but it is largely considered an American term. Also, if you go to certain areas up north, or in most of Ireland, mam or mammy is used instead.