Kids: Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman...

By Confused - 23/03/2012 15:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML

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By Gracie - 24/05/2019 12:02

Today, I was having a cigarette in a smoking area when a mother with a pram strode towards me and exaggerated a cough to make some sort of point. Reluctantly, I put it out and walked off. I then turned around to see her lighting up a cigarette, and blowing smoke all over her baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was at an outdoor market with my family. We'd had dinner and were about to leave when two women stood next to our table, smoking. We called out to let them know they could have it, as we were leaving. They thought we were complaining about the smoke. They yelled at us and stormed off, while the other tables stared. FML

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By nerp - 29/03/2016 19:44 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a stranger had a go at me for smoking while pregnant. I'm a guy. FML

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Nutter on the bus

By Kevin - 18/03/2021 21:30

Today, some guy at the bus stop screamed at me because the bus was coming and I wasn’t wearing my mask. I was standing 25 feet from the stop finishing a smoke and there was no one around me. When I sat down on the bus, with my mask on, he stared me down the whole ride. FML

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NOT NOW!

By AintEasyBeinWheezy - 28/04/2016 18:26 - United States

Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML

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Mad Maxine

By faza4327 - 06/04/2011 07:43 - Australia

Today, I was on my way home on my bike when a lady in a 4WD cut me off while beeping her horn and calling me a "stupid f**ker who should get a proper education." In her car, she was smoking, and her three children weren't wearing seat belts. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2012 17:42 - United States - Seattle

Today, while waiting for a bus, someone started smoking at the bus shelter, which is illegal in my city. I politely asked him to stop smoking, citing the city ordinance. He just cackled and said that if I'm so concerned about the state of my health, I should start by losing 90 pounds. FML

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By justfat - 12/03/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I noticed a woman giving me strange looks. When I put the cigarette out and went to walk inside she said "You shouldn't smoke while you're pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

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It's not what you think

By youmindyourownbusiness - 15/02/2013 05:53 - United States - Genoa

Today, I walked past a few of my coworkers sitting outside smoking. As I got a whiff of the smoke, I coughed. They immediately started to defend their habit, and I was told to "mind my own fucking business." I wasn't trying to be rude; I'm actually allergic to cigarette smoke. FML

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By Sir Smokalot - 24/09/2009 08:05 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML

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Friday 23 March 2012 18:51

I hate hypocrites.

fernclogger 5

Friday 23 March 2012 18:52

Talk about a hypocrite

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iscahnoemie 3

Saturday 24 March 2012 11:33

That was really slutty of her !

Roley4498 14

Saturday 24 March 2012 12:50

You're both as bad as each other

peaceout7247 1

Saturday 24 March 2012 12:54

I would just say ur smoking around them, too

Kayla8795 2

Saturday 24 March 2012 12:59

Well stop smoking it's bad for you anyway

GS67_fml 6

Saturday 24 March 2012 15:27

Classy lady right there

kenta_fml 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 15:37

Were you standing upwind? Whenever I take the bus and someone is smoking the jackass always stands upwind so that no one else can breathe.

wlddog 14

Saturday 24 March 2012 16:16

The song "Every day I'm shuffling" song just popped into my head.

allisenmae 6

Saturday 24 March 2012 16:41

lol, angry *****.

adventuretime456 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 17:07

Was she that stupid?

hotstuff0727 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 17:15

Ugh that sucks. Hypocrite. Sorry! But. Smoking is bad for you. Period.

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