Animals: Today, I watched a cat pounce on a small bird and rip it to shreds,...

By Twitchy - 14/09/2011 23:20 - Bahamas

Today, I watched a cat pounce on a small bird and rip it to shreds, feather by feather. It wouldn't have been any worse than mildly disturbing, had I not just spent the last 4 weeks nursing the bird back to health from a broken wing. FML

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By tulisa - 21/02/2015 04:25 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I witnessed the beautiful sight of a tiny baby bird struggling to take flight from its nest. "You can do it," I muttered, which I guess my asswipe of a cat heard as "Quick, go kill that bird and scar me for life, please." FML

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By Olive14 - 15/12/2010 06:15

Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML

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By craphanded - 19/07/2011 17:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML

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By Dog Person Now - 31/05/2018 01:30

Today, I came home to find that my sweet kitten had gotten out and dragged a bird inside, where he ripped it to shreds. I found the bird's head in my underwear drawer. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2022 21:00 - Australia

Today, I was sick in bed with a nasty flu. It was also the day my bird was eaten by an animal that had silently burrowed into the cage while I was recovering. FML

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By Ketchup - 22/06/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my brother and I found a little bird that couldn't fly. While trying to convince my mom that it couldn't fly so we could keep it, I lightly tossed it in the air and it landed a few feet in front of me. Then my cat grabbed it and ate it. FML

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By ByeByeBirdie - 29/06/2016 22:41 - United States - Montgomery

Today, I'd had enough of the annoying bird constantly singing in the shrillest bird voice possible outside of my window, so I chased it around the yard, shooing it away, as my cat sat there and watched. FML

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By TehUglyLife - 29/07/2013 19:11 - United States - Jacksonville Beach

Today, I tried to help a bird who had broken his wing. I walked straight into a door while looking down at him in my hands, and ended up all but breaking his other wing. FML

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By 4am blues - 13/07/2015 04:39 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, my cat thought it was appropriate to bring a bird into the house at 4 a.m.; the bird thought it was appropriate to attack my mom. FML

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Apex predator

By Ihatestraycats - 22/07/2023 12:00

Today, after we finished making my 6 year-old daughter a net to catch an injured baby bird, when she went out to catch it she witnessed a stray cat catch and eat it. FML

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Thursday 15 September 2011 9:04

Should have given it a redbull.

StoryOfTheYear 14

Thursday 15 September 2011 9:03

Sounds like what happened to the Atlanta Falcons last Sunday.

Comments

bubo_fml 10

Friday 16 September 2011 23:10

Tweety Bird finally got his bitch ass caught!!

largsexy 1

Saturday 17 September 2011 6:00

At least you don't have to fead your cat tonight

TheTwitchy 5

Saturday 17 September 2011 20:58

I assumed the bird to be dead when I had turned around from swatting away my overly-enthusiastic dog away to see a feral cat gnawing on a blood drenched bird .-.

Demonyx 6

Monday 19 September 2011 11:19

Do you have a baseball bat? After all that work Something has to fly, wether it's a bird or a cat is irrelevant at this point

TheTwitchy 5

Monday 26 September 2011 1:25

Nice one!

PhilMcHawk 7

Tuesday 20 September 2011 21:08

That bird was obviously on Death's List, nothing you can do OP.

0gypsy0soul0 13

Monday 3 October 2011 18:08

You just watched it? You do realize you could have saved the birds life. AGAIN.

kitsune3 20

Tuesday 4 October 2011 23:05

Aw, how sad...Though the commentors saying you could have stopped it are right. You didn't have to sit there and watch the cat do that. You could have gone up and pulled the cat off by the nape of its neck. It would have gotten the cat away from the bird, and without hurting the cat.