By CALIdime_15 - 05/05/2012 05:42 - United States

Spicy
Today, I watched my boyfriend have a full on conversation with his penis. He also talks to his penis nicer than he talks to me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 361
You deserved it 4 920

Same thing different taste

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Don't take it to heart. Maybe he and dicks just have more in common.

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govan1107 1

You need a new boyfriend I'm single and i don't talk to my penis lol

ChickInGreenVans 12

I always thought that was the norm with most guys though:((!!

Ok, OP this is the time where you take all y'all clothes off and give his little friend a whirl! He'll forget all about their play date.

my bf does worse he calls his trunky...

MyWorldAway 0

in his defense hopefully he will always have his penis. No Offense Relationships don't always last. however, if he can't be Nice than maybe that explains why all men should remember LORIANNA BOBBIT

That's when u say u saw your ex boyfriend talkin to his penis

There is nothing wrong with that. Isnt that right mister penis?

Of course he is that's a guys prized possession right there!!!