Work: Today, I watched my co-worker throw the mother of all temper...

By Radio GaGa - 27/10/2014 16:25 - Canada

Today, I watched my co-worker throw the mother of all temper tantrums. He's a radio personality, and just learned that he's not famous enough to use the "Don't you know who I am?" line to get out of a traffic ticket. FML

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By TJ AJ RJ / IV the V - 21/11/2014 06:11 - United States - San Diego

Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 21:15 - Sweden - Uppsala

Today, I just about managed to convince the judge to overlook my client's emotional outbursts in the courtroom, promising that he'd be on his best behavior from now on. An hour later, he screamed "FUCK YOU!" at the judge for telling him to quiet down. I hate my job. FML

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By suspended - 25/07/2015 00:59 - United States - Englewood

Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say, "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML

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He deserved it. Snapping ain't cool unless you're a turtle.

By accidentalsmartass - 06/03/2017 22:00 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I learned that I may have caused a public speaker and author to be fired, because my response to his "open chat" question flustered him, causing him to lose his cool and snap at me. FML

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By hatemyjob - 23/04/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, I answered a call at work from a very irate gentleman. After being shouted and sworn at profusely, I ended the call in a slightly less than civil manner. Turns out that guy is one of our company's biggest clients. FML

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By XxJennJennXxX - 20/01/2012 12:13 - United States

Today, I got fired. My coworker decided to imitate my voice, stand outside of my boss's office door, and say insulting things about his daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2020 07:59

Today, I was caught on a hot mic during a work department meeting complaining about someone using a leaf blower, F-bombs and all. FML

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Oh, he's a "Nice Guy"

By undateable - 18/10/2020 02:01 - United States

Today, I tried to drown out the petulant whining of my idiot coworker as he droned on and on about how, “bitches don’t appreciate good men.” He’s 35, lives at home, still uses the term 'friendzone' and has the hygiene of a sewer-dwelling ogre. I was written up for for snapping and yelling at him. FML

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By Scotty - 28/07/2014 10:16 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I met someone who works in radio advertising. Making conversation, I described an ad that I can't stand. He wrote it. FML

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By Kevin - 12/04/2011 19:25

Today, while at an important meeting at work, I got to watch helplessly as a police officer gave me a parking meter ticket. Added to that my boss chewed me out for "never paying attention and staring out the window during meetings". FML

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Nederlander95 14

Monday 27 October 2014 22:02

At least that's good material to make fun of him for on air if you're ever on his channel

devildog562 33

Monday 27 October 2014 22:04

Ha, serves him right for trying to exploit the system through power/ fame . "I'm Ron burgundy."

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WCARlover 34

Monday 27 October 2014 22:09

I hope the cop ticketed him double

HappyItalian 38

Monday 27 October 2014 22:10

Even I wouldn't know who a radio celebrity is until I'd see them in their physical form on TV or something. Other than that, I can't go by voice unless it's a really unique, one-of-a-kind voice or name.

ChelseaSmile001 15

Monday 27 October 2014 22:16

Not many radio personalities are recognized in the real world. I wouldn't be able to pick out my favorite host because I haven't actually seen him, only heard him.

feven 32

Monday 27 October 2014 22:18

God that's annoying. I would've doubled his fine if I could.

guinea_pigs 9

Monday 27 October 2014 22:38

NO ONE is famous enough to use that line.

devildog562 33

Monday 27 October 2014 23:01

I do believe that any ambassador has immunity in America. So ...

guinea_pigs 9

Monday 27 October 2014 23:15

I was meaning that people shouldn't feel entitled to get out of things because of their status or fame. Thanks for proving me wrong, though!

devildog562 33

Monday 27 October 2014 23:21

I agree, just playing devils advocate. :) you are completely right in my opinion though. Especially chp , they tend to get you for any little thing they can.

ODST_Panda 12

Wednesday 29 October 2014 0:30

I believe Obama is.

thecman25 14

Monday 27 October 2014 22:47

So he's one of those guys

zenrael 21

Monday 27 October 2014 22:47

The answer to his question is "the douchebag about to get a ticket."

MrSassypants 33

Monday 27 October 2014 22:49

"Don't you know who I am? I'm ******' Dinky from the Dinky and Dingus radio show at 9 in morning! I'm in charge of the soundboard! So you better let me of with a warning or I'll school you so hard on our 'throw-throw-th-th-th-throwback hour' at 10, got it?"