Love: Today, I watched The Passion of the Christ with my girlfriend....

By and she doesn't even give bjs - 09/02/2013 00:44 - Argentina - Buenos Aires

Today, I watched The Passion of the Christ with my girlfriend. She kept scoffing at what she called the "historical inaccuracies", and actually tried to convince me that Hitler killed Jesus. When I corrected her, she looked at me, mouth agape, as if I was insane. FML

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By Colby - 15/11/2013 16:59 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I watched my mother tell a man that the holocaust was "a good thing" and "necessary for population control". That man was my girlfriend's father. Who is Jewish. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2015 19:53 - United States - New Albany

Today, in my film class, we were watching Schindler's List. At least, we tried. The moron next to me kept interrupting the most intense scenes with a very loud, "I don't get it." Not only did she break the focus of the class, but we had to keep stopping the movie to explain it to her. FML

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Shame! Shame!

By Anonymous - 05/03/2022 12:00

Today, my daughter is so out of touch with anything not related to her phone and her social popularity that she doesn't know who Hitler was. I had to show her on YouTube, and while we aren't religious anymore, we are a Jewish family so this is an extra level of parental shame for me. FML

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By And yes, he does also believe in the Illuminati. - 11/06/2017 22:00

Today, I learned that my new boyfriend seriously thinks that Inglorious Bastards is historically accurate and is actually the secret history of World War 2 being revealed to the public. Nothing I say will make him change his mind. I guess that relationship is a goner. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2013 23:36 - United States - Tucson

Today, my mom blew her top when I casually mentioned that it's pretty well known that the story of Jesus is a retelling of older Persian and Egyptian stories. She then went on to yell at me that I wasted my money on college and "book learning". FML

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Get the hell out of there

By Anonymous - 01/09/2022 22:00

Today, my friend and I were driving to work, when she asked me to stop at the gas station. Ten minutes later, I see this woman come out, my friend right behind her. The woman spotted me, an intense look in her eyes. She marched over, threw a paper at me, and screamed, "Jesus died for our sins!" She then stormed off. I'm a crazy magnet. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2015 15:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got into a heated argument with my girlfriend. Not because of anything I did, but because she actually believes that pasteurization is when a pastor blesses a dairy product. "You know, like kosher." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2010 16:34 - United States

Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML

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By Ben - 25/01/2010 03:31 - United States

Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML

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By raz - 02/10/2012 00:11 - United States - Fargo

Today, a woman stopped me and started chewing me out for wearing a pentagram necklace. I explained to her that is wasn't a pentagram, it was a Star of David. She continued chewing me out because apparently that still means I hate Jesus. FML

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ICastillo 24

Saturday 9 February 2013 6:03

Please do not let her breed offspring!!!!

cgguardian 17

Saturday 9 February 2013 6:10

Yeah, Hitler DEFINITELY killed Jesus...after all, he WAS Jewish...

Comments

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Saturday 9 February 2013 6:16

OP, your name is...interesting.

travtxson 5

Saturday 9 February 2013 16:31

The name is hilarious and totally unexpected. Two thumbs up.

Ragon206 5

Saturday 9 February 2013 6:22

Well Jesus was technically a Jew... So you have to give that at least!

eyesmile27 7

Saturday 9 February 2013 6:24

Maybe she was trying to impress you with her smarts and her mouth was probably open because you just foiled her plans?

Velesath 1

Saturday 9 February 2013 6:27

the entire movie is a historical innacuracy

X_Codes 11

Saturday 9 February 2013 21:43

I'm kinda of the opinion "OP deserves what he goes for even watching that atrocity," but his girlfriend is pretty damn stupid, too.

therealafroninga 10

Monday 11 February 2013 4:47

Here come the atheists… Look, up till the 1800s "Scientists" and Doctors, didn't think the heart was very important, and, they thought they could bleed sickness out of people. In ancient Greece, the most advanced society of it's time, with their "Modern Science" they summarized illness into four humors, and lastly, alchemy. When the middle ages, again modern but now outdated science, allowed them to think that they could turn other metals into gold. A true science facepalm. So please don't tell me that "Modern science" proves or strongly supports evolution, or the Big Bang *THEORY*- as in the mist commonly adapted scientific belief we have because no evidence has proven it fact yet.

Serisent 26

Saturday 9 February 2013 6:29

Wait. Wait. You mean that the history books have had it all wrong? But... But I... Oh, what's that you say? What do you mean there isn't anything that says that in any history books? Huh. Who knew?

chelsearenaeee 16

Saturday 9 February 2013 17:28

I second this.

redreynard 14

Saturday 9 February 2013 6:34

She was looking at you that way because Hitler killing Jesus is somehow more plausible sounding than what actually happened. Also, that would be a way better flick.

Szaszaspasz 26

Saturday 9 February 2013 10:21

Maybe Jesus insulted Hitler's moustache.

noodleboix 10

Saturday 9 February 2013 6:35

I'm sorry but your girl is dumb as ****

Satoaoi 13

Saturday 9 February 2013 6:36

well damn she insane

panicsdisaster 17

Saturday 9 February 2013 6:36

Your girlfriend must be hot of saw saw past those brains.

panicsdisaster 17

Saturday 9 February 2013 6:38

"if you saw"

perdix 29

Saturday 9 February 2013 6:38

Since those two existed roughly 2000 years apart, your girlfriend apparently has no concept of time. This could come in handy. If you get caught sleeping with her friend, you can convince her you were doing this before she was born.