Today I went back to my old school that I recently transferred... - FML

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By Xanny - 05/10/2018 22:36

Today I went back to my old school that I recently transferred from to see all my old friends and my boyfriend. Halfway through my visit, I went to the bathroom only to find my boyfriend screwing a girl in one of the stalls. Needless to say, I’m single again. FML.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 9 October 2018 0:00

I know the unwritten rules of school say "Don't tattle", but in this instance, revenge is a dish best served by getting them in trouble with the principal for having sex on school grounds.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 9 October 2018 0:00

I know the unwritten rules of school say "Don't tattle", but in this instance, revenge is a dish best served by getting them in trouble with the principal for having sex on school grounds.

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