Miscellaneous: Today, I went bowling. I noticed a 10-year-old holding an iPod...

By davifilo - 26/10/2012 09:40 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I went bowling. I noticed a 10-year-old holding an iPod Touch which had the exact same customized case with my name on it as my iPod that was stolen a year ago at the same bowling centre. Even better, the parents yelled at me for accusing him. I got kicked out the bowling centre. FML

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By oneiPodlighter - 10/10/2013 03:03 - United States - Conshohocken

Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML

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By really? - 20/03/2013 04:55 - United States

Today, I found a purse in the school bathroom. When I looked inside, there was an iPod along with some other expensive stuff in it. I took it to the office so the right owner would get it back. The owner passed me in the hall on the way there; she freaked out and punched me in the face. FML

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By d4rkxf0x - 22/07/2014 15:54 - United States - Lindale

Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML

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By Emil - 20/11/2011 21:42 - United States

Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML

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By Shortround - 30/09/2012 12:56 - United States - Wheaton

Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML

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By nothing - 18/05/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I went bowling. The guy at the lane next to us was bowling by himself and had a few of his own bowling balls, and he had one that looked like a yin-yang and it looked very cool spinning down the lane into the pins. Not really thinking, I casually said to him "Hey, I like your balls." FML

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By ROLLY - 03/03/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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By ripmyphone - 13/01/2016 01:18 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, while I was walking across a bridge, a prepubescent middle schooler grabbed my phone from my hand and threw it into the water. His friend filmed it, high-fived him, and they both ran off. I got that phone less than a week ago. FML

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By lexiiiiiiweee - 19/02/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML

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Shadow6969 0

Friday 26 October 2012 16:18

Some parents don't deserve to be parents

Awsemogreeb 19

Friday 26 October 2012 16:18

They went back to the scene of the crime without even trying to disguise the stolen goods? FYL

Comments

pixistickx 22

Saturday 27 October 2012 17:35

" but for now I'm stuck here playing Minecraft. lawl" Hey dude, That's not a bad thing! haha

justsleeptight 0

Saturday 27 October 2012 18:14

damn that sucks! sorry, OP!

MuffinsAndMayhem 7

Saturday 27 October 2012 19:51

Im wondering why the parents didn't believe you, considering the fact they they clearly didn't buy it for him. I mean seriously, your son mysteriously comes home with an Ipod and now a person tries to reclaim it and the parents take the sons side. Shame.

AloysiusWeasley 15

Sunday 4 November 2012 7:42

Well, they either thought their kid was pweshious widdle snowflake who COULDN'T POSSIBLY have done such a thing, or they're pieces of $%&* who don't care about anyone but themselves. Maybe both.

Martnikk 15

Saturday 27 October 2012 20:29

I hate people who treat their son like Jesus while he's clearly the devils child. PS: I'm not religious but this expression fits my thoughts perfectly

Blurry_1 0

Sunday 28 October 2012 0:06

That's bullshit. Ten year olds don't just suddenly have an iPod touch. It's got your name on it for crying out loud.

bigdurrdy 4

Sunday 28 October 2012 2:21

Had you filed a police report at the time it was stolen, you could have called them and reported it now. If nothing else, you would have had evidence and could have handled things through the proper authorities.

Raelthelamb 31

Monday 29 October 2012 21:42

Read the comments that OP posted here. He said that he called the police and now he's getting his iPod back...

needsagf14 12

Sunday 28 October 2012 4:49

Oh well, there's a newer version now so your stolen one is obsolete.

yswt 12

Sunday 28 October 2012 7:42

That's great! Good for you :)

Bludmagnus 13

Sunday 28 October 2012 11:31

Two things. One, I do hope you get it back and that kid and his parents get a record, as it is obvious they knew he stole it. Two, when you get it back, you need to go back to the bowling alley and have a talk with the manager, as someone who works either knew the kid stole it, knew the parents let or encourage their child to steal, or is letting them steal in the first place.