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By nothing - 18/05/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I went bowling. The guy at the lane next to us was bowling by himself and had a few of his own bowling balls, and he had one that looked like a yin-yang and it looked very cool spinning down the lane into the pins. Not really thinking, I casually said to him "Hey, I like your balls." FML

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By thanks dad - 04/01/2018 19:00

Today, I went bowling with my family. When my brother went up to buy a drink refill, the guy at the counter kindly refilled it for free and told him that he thought I was pretty. My dad laughed and shouted, "Pretty ugly!" FML

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By lexiiiiiiweee - 19/02/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML

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By shininghayley - 15/02/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2021 23:01 - United States - Portland

Today, I was bowling with a woman I like. At the end of the night, I was trying to decide whether I should ask her out. I went up to her and said, "It was fun bowling with you." She said, "Thank you, Patrick." My name isn't Patrick. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 11:12 - Germany

Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML

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By Michelle - 03/08/2011 06:01 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him, "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML

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By davifilo - 26/10/2012 09:40 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I went bowling. I noticed a 10-year-old holding an iPod Touch which had the exact same customized case with my name on it as my iPod that was stolen a year ago at the same bowling centre. Even better, the parents yelled at me for accusing him. I got kicked out the bowling centre. FML

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By moobysrocks - 20/02/2010 18:58 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only packed, but on my very first attempt, I stumbled and landed flat on my "sugarbuns" about 6 feet down the lane. Everyone pointed and laughed hysterically, including my girlfriend, who was on the floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML

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By DF - 26/06/2014 14:58 - Israel - Rehovot

Today, I went bowling with my girlfriend, her sister and her brother-in-law, and her niece. After 10 rounds, I came in last place. Her niece is 3 years old. She got twice as many points as me. FML

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By owmyballs - 17/12/2009 16:34 - Thailand

Today, I was playing with my yo-yo. I began showing off to my friends. When the girl I liked walked by, I thought it'd be really cool to do the move "dog bite". I ended hitting myself in the balls. Hard. FML

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Monday 18 May 2009 12:13

I'm sure he understood what you meant after he thought about it. He probably hears about his balls all the time.

woahZERO 0

Monday 18 May 2009 12:05

i would probably say that when the ball is distracting me.

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Monday 18 May 2009 12:45

He probably didn't take it the wrong way, to be honest. You may have worded it awkwardly, but he probably understood.

RottenKid 0

Monday 18 May 2009 12:59

Haha! that's Classic

YourImaginaryFri 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 8:07

haha I know right?? lol

brittanycraze 0

Monday 18 May 2009 13:00

That just made my morning. Congrats.

xClarkGable 0

Monday 18 May 2009 13:10

Really? Not even close to an FML. gtfo.

chop_buster 0

Monday 18 May 2009 13:20

How the **** does this make FML? Shit like this confuses/angers me.

stfuminjakid 0

Monday 18 May 2009 13:20

so did he show you the pin in his pants? lol jk jk

recordingchick 0

Monday 18 May 2009 13:25

Hahahaha that is sooooo something I would accidently say! I should really try to think before I speak... and apparently you should too :)

Hazza_69 1

Monday 18 May 2009 13:27

i've made that mistake once... apparently i was talking to an 18 year old, when i was 9 =[

shani__ 0

Monday 18 May 2009 13:28

thats what me and my friend did one time. These nerdy guys were perving on us and they had really cool balls, so we went up to them and said "Do you mind if we take a look at your balls? .. *staring at us in disbelief" .. the bowling balls?" and then one of them practically shouted "yeah" it was hillarious :)