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By lexiiiiiiweee - 19/02/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML

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By moobysrocks - 20/02/2010 18:58 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only packed, but on my very first attempt, I stumbled and landed flat on my "sugarbuns" about 6 feet down the lane. Everyone pointed and laughed hysterically, including my girlfriend, who was on the floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML

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By STRIKE! - 12/11/2022 07:00 - United States

Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML

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By oogabooga9 - 08/11/2017 15:00

Today, I was clearing out the garage when a large bouncy ball rolled into the drive. Only when I blasted it full force with my foot and collapsed did I realise it was actually a bowling ball. Two of my toes are broken. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

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By Noname - 19/02/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML

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By Dude_Stop - 27/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML

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By Cameron - 29/10/2017 06:00

Today, I went for dinner and bowling with a woman I met online. The Mexican food was great but my bowels started feeling it during our first game. I slipped on the bowling lane and the impact of my ass hitting the ground made me shit myself. FML

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By bowler - 13/12/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I had a job interview at the bowling alley. The manager was busy and asked if I could wait. Let's just say I've never bowled before, and I wanted to know how deep the hole was on the bowling ball. The interview ended with him spitting on my finger, trying to get it out. FML

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By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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By nothing - 18/05/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I went bowling. The guy at the lane next to us was bowling by himself and had a few of his own bowling balls, and he had one that looked like a yin-yang and it looked very cool spinning down the lane into the pins. Not really thinking, I casually said to him "Hey, I like your balls." FML

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Dale_xD 15

Saturday 20 February 2010 1:10

Lol nice. I forgot to let go of the ball :L

Vanity_Knight 3

Saturday 20 February 2010 1:20

Ouch. He did it on purpose. Kick his ass, I would xD

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Vanity_Knight 3

Saturday 20 February 2010 1:20

Ouch. He did it on purpose. Kick his ass, I would xD

madie_hearts09 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 1:21

ouch but it made me laigh

blankettt 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 1:24

How did you manage to drop it on your foot? You're friend must have scared the living hell out of you, because (in my experiences) when someone holds a bowling ball, they grip it pretty tightly. I mean, I would expect you do maybe toss it too early or something. (When I get scared, I don't just stand in one spot and straighten my fingers out, relaxing my grip. That's how I would imagine it came off your hand, anyway)

blankettt 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 1:28

Your* to* I tried editing that but this ******* computer is a wreck. It took me like ten seconds to do, but apparently my "time was over"... Geez lol.

Ademus 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 6:55

lol I don't get it either. I've dropped bowling balls before (usually because my fingers are too big to fit in the holes >.<), but I've never managed to actually drop one on my foot...and I wear a size 18 shoe O.O

Hanban 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 10:33

^ Agree. Although I wear a 3.5 shoe size in bowling, dropping it would be most likely on the floor...

yoogurtisgood 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 1:26

I'm assuming you messed up right?

dsalex 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 1:27

shouldn't of messed up...

Jen_J_the_J 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 1:28

wow just talkin bout bowling with the bf, so coincidentalz snickers u changed ur picture :o again :0 OP ur friends retarded, and ur reactions r retarded. u shldve reacted by swinging the ball into their face. thats better, much better!