Love: Today, I went camping with my husband. We drove 11 hours to his... - FML

By angry - 22/06/2010 07:47 - Australia

Today, I went camping with my husband. We drove 11 hours to his favourite site before he remembered he didn't put the tent in the car. FML

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By AnnoyedWoman - 17/08/2014 10:19 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, I went camping with my husband not too far from our house. We got our tent pitched up, stove ready and roll-out bed out. He then said, "I'm just gonna go for a walk." It had been about an hour before I decided to go find him. He had walked home to play CoD. FML

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By mick - 29/04/2018 19:00

Today, on my and my wife's very first camping holiday, someone cut a hole in the tent wall while we slept and stole everything, including my keys and the car. Finally getting home, it seems the thieves got our address from the car's sat-nav and burgled the house as well. FML

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Road trip

By Anonymous - 03/04/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, we drove six hours to get to our holiday cottage only to realise that my girlfriend had forgotten her suitcase. This put her in a bad mood, so she made ME drive six hours back to her flat to get it, then when I got there, I realised HER keys to HER FLAT were still in HER handbag six hours back at the cottage. FML

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The call of the wild

By not outdoorsy - 10/07/2020 14:02

Today, I haven’t been camping since I was a kid. I decided to give it another shot. I bought all the best equipment, researched all the great locations, planned a whole weekend. Turns out I still fucking hate camping and now I’m out over $400. FML

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By cincity - 20/07/2018 15:00

Today, my fiancé forgot his wallet. He realized this once we were 5 hours away from home, before checking into a hotel, that had reservations under his name. FML

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By Caitlin - 10/06/2010 00:46 - United States

Today, I had to drive 300 miles to a town where I thought I'd forgotten my purse the night before. When I got to the hotel I had been staying at, I found out it was actually in the trunk of my car. FML

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By Tori Pearson - 27/06/2011 04:21 - Canada

Today, I went camping. My tent is flooded, a raccoon ate all my food, I lost the anchor to my boat which as a result is now across the lake. Three more days. FML

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Nice friends you got there

By Schrewt - 24/01/2010 08:50 - France

Today, my friends and I went camping. In the middle of the night, they carried me deep into the forest and left me there. I stepped on a beehive as I walked back to the tent. FML

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By frgn8r - 31/05/2010 11:59 - Australia

Today, my friends and I finished a 2 day, 40km bush walk. We parked a car at the finish of the track and drove another car to the start, so we could drive back and pick it up when we finished. At the end of the trek, I realised I had left the keys for the second car in the first car. FML

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The call of the wild

By Anonymous - 16/05/2022 20:00 - United States - Crown Point

Today, I went camping with my boyfriend. We were sleeping on a small slope. He got so drunk he peed in his sleep. I was downhill. FML

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shananigans 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 16:19

ooh husband fail... I'm sure there's a walmart nearby

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 22 June 2010 16:22

Eleven hours? Damn that is major fail. Hopefully the nearest store that sells camping gear isn't too far off.

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onechop 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 16:27

Make a tent from your overly large granny pants

its_kylie_bish 1

Tuesday 22 June 2010 16:28

car sleeping time!!

lettertjes 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 16:29

If you did put the tent in the car, it's not an FML. If you didn't do it either, you both deserve it.

lettertjes 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 16:49

I don't get why I was moderated. All I said was that OP could have put the tent in the car herself, only in different (yet proper) wording.

ArtIsResistance7 1

Tuesday 22 June 2010 17:05

Check the rules. If you said this wasn't an FML, they moderate those out.

lettertjes 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 17:42

Ah. I did say that if OP would have packed the tent, it would not have been an FML. I think they read too hasty.

ArtIsResistance7 1

Tuesday 22 June 2010 16:32

Oh wow, a QLD post. ;) I'm going to go out on a limb here and let you know that people have survived tentless in the outback for thousands of years. You have your car to protect you from all the nasty creatures and rain otherwise. What ever happened to camping out in nature?

LilaBear 1

Thursday 24 June 2010 11:01

i've gone camping out bush my entire life, and even i'd be pretty mad if my husband had forgotten the tent ELEVEN HOURS from home. Plus our car is not big enough for both of us to sleep in, as well as having all our luggage and stuff in there. And not everyone takes tarps when they go camping.

stud2012 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 16:33

sleep in the car

redcheckers1011 1

Tuesday 22 June 2010 16:34

fail.

stud2012 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 16:34

#20. no kidding

tracilya 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 16:35

Motel instead since you drive that far?

lifesluck 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 16:37

sounds like a perfect spontaneous moment for a hotel smut night!

Emrysa 1

Tuesday 22 June 2010 16:38

B*tch, go to a walmart and buy a tent. It's not brain surgery.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 22 June 2010 17:34

soon you'll have to switch to the chinese alphabet

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