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By sucks at sucking - 15/12/2012 00:27 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

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Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. I went slowly to build up the excitement, and I thought it was working really well, until he sighed, "For fuck's sake, it's a dick, not a shotgun." and told me to stop embarrassing him. FML
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MrHotShot22 6

well I mean....it can shoot at you so maybe it is.

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whostolemylama 12

It's not your fault, since its your first time, you don't know what the guy's sex rhythm is. FYL , that was a DICK thing to say.

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jgriff79 23

As long as no teeth were involved, the worst ******** I have received was still good.

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Spartin98 8

maybe its time to get with a girl ;)

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morella_xx 29

Right, because OP can just change her sexual preference in a snap like that. Not how human sexuality works, buddy.

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FlyingPie 17

Well shoot, that really sucks. Next time, maybe you just have to bite the bullet and give it another shot. Hopefully you won't come under fire.

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annie_nk 22

*cringe* The phrase bite the bullet is disturbing in this context :P

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kole92hart 5

Yall r stupid, her bf didn't mean the sucking, he meant the jerking. You don't suck on a shotgun....

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KaeporaGaebora 4

Then why would she need to 'go down' just to jerk him off?

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simoncat 11

Please tell me he's your EX boyfriend now.

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perdix 29

That's odd -- most people who know what a shotgun in the mouth feels like aren't around anymore. On the other hand, if you are treating it like a shotgun, he could always yell, "Pull!"

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