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By sucks at sucking - 15/12/2012 00:27 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

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Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. I went slowly to build up the excitement, and I thought it was working really well, until he sighed, "For fuck's sake, it's a dick, not a shotgun." and told me to stop embarrassing him. FML
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MrHotShot22 6

well I mean....it can shoot at you so maybe it is.

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whostolemylama 12

It's not your fault, since its your first time, you don't know what the guy's sex rhythm is. FYL , that was a DICK thing to say.

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myklknife 6

He should have been more instructive and less of... Well a dick. Especially your first time. However, most guys don't dig on that tease stuff.

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kitten1323 19

That's when you stop, get up, and leave the room. What a dick.

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laurapiggy 3

Last BJ for him...ever. I hope!!!

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MandieL 27

I hope you stopped and let him finish himself off...there are better, more encouraging ways to teach someone.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

How is it an embarassment to him?? He needs to relax, have fun and be glad be even got any or if he did (I'm hoping you just left him like that got up and left).

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baileymarie102 6

He should have given you a break if it was your first time. If that happened to me I probably would've been like "Fine, suck it yourself then, asshole." And left.

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Yahkubs 10

you should just cut it off in his sleep, seriously

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MyS3lf 24

Wow. What an asshole. You should probably start looking for a new boyfriend. Seriously, who says shit like that to someone they supposedly care about ? Leave the jerk.

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