Miscellaneous: Today, I went downstairs to grab a snack and a glass of Silk...

By crystalwho - 20/01/2009 21:06 - United States

Today, I went downstairs to grab a snack and a glass of Silk (you know, the soymilk). When I get back to my room, I go to throw the snack on my bed to shut the door, but I tossed with the wrong hand. FML

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By Jus' me - 30/12/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I was getting ready to relax on my couch and watch TV under a comforter. I had a bag of snacks and the remote in one hand, and a glass of Coke in the other. Usually, I throw the remote onto the couch before settling down… only this time I had it in my left hand and not my right. At least the glass didn't shatter this time. FML

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Got away with it, surely?

By Cinnanyan - 02/06/2016 10:20 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, due to me not looking, I accidentally bit an apple made of styrofoam that was meant to be a part of a display on the kitchen table. My roommates were there and me not wanting to embarrass myself by putting it back, I walked out, apple in hand, to throw it away elsewhere. FML

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By Khail Lozano - 02/04/2022 00:00

Today, I was making my bed and had an armload of pillows. One slipped and I tried to catch it between my arm and leg. I missed, sending my fist into my nuts. FML

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By Blackshadows - 07/09/2015 18:08 - United States - Somerset

Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML

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By ayye_its_nikki - 19/12/2012 05:07 - United States - Cedar Park

Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML

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By Fillifilo - 18/04/2012 04:38 - France

Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2024 00:00 - Germany - Seevetal

Today, I was extremely tired, so when I decided I wanted a snack, I went to the corner of the kitchen where the chocolate is, opened the garbage bin, and reached inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 16:45 - United States

Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML

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By Grant Williams - 07/05/2019 17:37

Today, while mildly tipsy, I threw myself onto my bed at a weird angle and somehow managed to somersault off my bed and land in my clothes hamper. FML

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Nooooooo… !

By Nicole Jones - 01/10/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, after having a hard week, I decided to order a pizza with an expensive milkshake. It slipped out of my hand in front of the lift. It went everywhere. I had nothing on me to clean it up with. Now I’m milkshakeless, down £5, and accidentally responsible for littering my accommodation. FML

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cndrow 0

Monday 9 February 2009 21:48

I've done that.. But I was holding a kitten, and a box of crackers (or cookies or something?) and accidentally tossed the poor kitten onto a pillow on the floor instead of the snacks. She wouldn't come near me for a full hour, and she'd been napping in my lap for several days. :/

CaptSkippy 9

Friday 3 June 2011 16:56

I did that once with garbage and a puppy I accidentally through the garbage out... the damn puppy was still in my hand .-.

Comments

Jake5454 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 18:19

o lol how silly

shoshizzle 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 9:26

YDI. Be more careful next time!

emmakat17 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:51

i would so love to see it in slow motion /_/

tipsy337 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 0:29

Who the **** drinks Silk. How the **** do you milk a soy? It dosent have ****.

xf0rg0tt3nx 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 10:10

Let's see: Lactose intolerant people drink Soymilk, and so do people who would rather not drink something that comes from an animal. And it's not actually milk from soy, it's just made from soy and it tastes similar to milk and looks like it too. Also, it's better for you than normal cow's milk.

tbagg74 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 19:40

That's hilarious man I like how someone doesn't realise your just being funny and thought you were serious about milking a soy, what a tool

ginaatheging 3

Wednesday 20 July 2011 6:30

lmaooo agree with #26

yaya1213 6

Monday 9 April 2012 21:22

I do it's alot healthier than regular cow milk I would rather drink soy milk than Cow milk that's unnatural, has cow puss and possibly blood from them overworking the cow, dumbass oh and lactose intolerant people

rodents1000 0

Monday 7 September 2009 6:03

that sucks and its gonnah stink like hell

cmac86 23

Tuesday 15 September 2009 3:28

ydi for drinking milk from a BEAN!

clairdnj 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 5:06

silk is gay.

ibaun21 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 14:05

work in ur eye hand courdanation

ilaleahcim 6

Thursday 17 March 2011 23:18

Work in ur speeling

tagger528 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 5:48

dumbass lol how do you get mixed up like that

Retillias 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 16:05

Why did you highlight the soy part? You could just say milk, and not silk, which have brackets to explain what it is, you could make it far more simple.