Work: Today, I went for a really important job interview. She loved... - FML

By ChrissiOfTheHill - 18/06/2009 09:01 - Canada

Today, I went for a really important job interview. She loved my portfolio and we got along really well. But I guess that a corner of my skirt got caught underneath my shoe when I stood up to shake her hand, exposing my teeny-tiny underwear and neglected bikini line. She didn't shake my hand back. FML

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ChrissiOfTheHill 0

Friday 19 June 2009 19:50

My skirt was knee-length and flowy (Im am artist and am therefore not required to dress like a square) and yes i was in-between waxings so it wasnt a jungle down there...just...neglected as I said haha And I dont think Im gonna get that job...you shoulda seen her face!

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ncochrum 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 15:29

She's just jealous that you can pull it off

eastmanwolf 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 15:34

Wear shorter skirts in the future?

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LuckyCharms_fml 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 17:10

I'm not saying YDI, but shit like that does happen...If you're gonna neglect grooming, you should also neglect itty-bitty underwear designed to show off a well groomed area. Common sense. Hope you still got the job.

judgeymcjudge 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 17:20

Please, God, may this not reopen the shaved/unshaved debate -.-

chrisg3121 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 17:28

I like tuuuuiiiiitttllleeeessss

HeyyyBrahhh 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 17:29

Lmaooo.

aznbillybob4sho 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 17:30

wear a shorter skirt hahah

chrisg3121 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 17:30

Ohhh yeeeaaaa!!

sugarcakebomb 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 17:34

lol, sucks to be you

Colby_Colbert 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 17:48

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

CrystavielLinden 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 17:49

I call shenanigans! I think this ones a fake.

fuzzybunnysays 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 18:08

Why would she shave her regions for a job interview? Was she trying out for a porno??

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