Miscellaneous: Today, I went hiking with my family. A local had told us about...

By why?? - 20/04/2014 04:52 - United States - Englewood

Today, I went hiking with my family. A local had told us about the trail, saying the two mile walk would lead us to a seventy-foot waterfall. After seven miles of trekking in the sweltering sun with no food, we finally found the waterfall. It was barely ten feet tall. FML

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By bummed - 14/04/2014 01:57

Today, my family and I went on a hike to a local abandoned gold mine, with the hopes of being able to explore the caves. What we didn't expect was four miles of treacherous, rocky, near vertical trails that led to the mine. Once we finally got there, exhausted, it was blocked off for safety reasons. FML

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By lostinthewoods - 30/05/2019 04:00

Today, while hiking, my dad decided we should take the beeline trail down the mountain to save time. When we got to the bottom of the mountain, we discovered we were on the wrong side. We had to hike 13 extra miles to go around the mountain to get back to our car. FML

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By Wouldntitbeniceif - 01/05/2009 03:13 - United States

Today, I went for a hike with the local search and rescue volunteer group that I recently joined. I got lost and spent 5 hours wandering aimlessly. FML

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By manderpander21 - 17/03/2015 00:56 - United States - Bronx

Today, my mom and I made the bad decision to go hiking for some mother-daughter bonding even though we had little experience. My mother tumbled down a mountain named Tumbledown and I couldn't even enjoy the irony because I had to half carry her all the way back to the car. FML

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By a-scared - 06/08/2009 22:18 - United States

Today, I went to the Grand Canyon with my family. Also today, I found out that I have a crippling fear of heights. My family left me on a ledge hyperventilating and having a mental breakdown, while they hiked for another 2 hours. They won't stop telling me how pretty it was and what I missed. FML

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Nature sucks

By JoanAsIs - 15/10/2023 13:30 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, my friends convinced me to go on a "short" hike. Little did I know, they're actually all avid hikers, whilst I'm more of an "indoor enthusiast." I've now been climbing a never-ending hill for hours, hallucinating about my cozy couch, and praying for a miracle to deliver pizza to the summit. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2016 14:03 - United States - Salem

Today, I had my first real break from work in ages, so I decided to go hiking. Less than 20 minutes in, I tumbled a couple hundred feet down a steep hill, broke my leg and several toes, and lay there in agony for an eternity before I was finally rescued. FML

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Bad timing

By lkvetched - 30/08/2016 17:23 - United States - Palestine

Today, I got food poisoning in the middle of the wilderness while hiking in a state park with my husband. I had to tend to nature several times before we reached our car. The only supplies I had was a bottle of water and a laminated trail map. It was part of an anniversary trip. How romantic. FML

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I know where I'm going

By Anonymous - 18/11/2023 10:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a hiking date with my significant other. Trying to be adventurous and assertive, I suggested we take a shortcut through the woods. We got hopelessly lost and ended up spending the night in a deserted ranger station. Turns out, my idea of adventure is not quite as romantic as it sounds. FML

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Wandering soul

By Anonymous - 13/11/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I went on a scenic hike to clear my head and ended up lost for two hours. When I finally found my way back, I noticed the trail signs had big, bright arrows. How did I miss those? FML

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Sunday 20 April 2014 14:59

At least you got some exercise. And a ten foot waterfall is better than no waterfall at all

Rehak27 3

Sunday 20 April 2014 14:58

At least yiu and your family got a good bonding experience!

Comments

middlenamefrank 8

Monday 21 April 2014 18:01

You're griping about going for a nice hike in the woods?

osfoxtrot 1

Tuesday 22 April 2014 20:11

Hmm. Dominguez Canyon, Colorado. You didn't walk 8 miles, unless you got reeheeheeely lost. The waterfall is more aptly about 50 feet tall, give or take. And it is only about two miles. But for the modern generation who are destined to a rascal by age 25, it would feel like eight. I suspect you didn't even make it past the waterfall at the entry of the canyon, which is about 12 feet. Google dominguez canyon waterfall. Quite beautiful. There are many waterfalls in the canyon though. My now wife almost died not far from there when she went over a different waterfall in high water. Saved her ass and she later became my wife!

pansycake99 2

Wednesday 23 April 2014 2:21

Maybe he said seven feet...?

Ocrysia 1

Wednesday 23 April 2014 18:59

Wow, that sucks. Kind of sounds like the premise of horror movie where the redneck locals send you to the wrong place because they don't like outsiders, and they were hoping you'd get lost so his family could catch you and use you for whatever weird thing they wanted to use you for. Or maybe I watch too many horror movies.