By I_Lossed - 03/11/2009 11:02 - Australia

Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML
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IdolChatter 0

So go to the pawn shop, get it back & give it to someone who cares enough to keep it.

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sammy_little 0

Run. My first wife pulled something like this just before she got pregnant (on purpose). I went into the marriage with no debt and money in the back and filed a joint bankrupcy for $200,000 about two years later. It is obvious she cannot handle her business and $1500 is a small price to pay to find this out.

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IdolChatter 0

So go to the pawn shop, get it back & give it to someone who cares enough to keep it.

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nando92 0

yea i agree with #1 if she doesnt care enought to keep it get it back and leave her ass

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loooooooooool_fml 1

Because you can just march in the pawn shop and order them to give it back. Seriously, the dude just spent 1500$ for the necklace, I doubt he has the money to get it back.

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liltwistism 12

^^^^^All losses because you got downvoted.

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Jewelofagal 2

Now you know where to put your real treasure (your heart) and it's not in her care.

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fireandice27 0

Ouch that's pretty heartless of her.... You'd think she'd place a bit more importance on a gift from her boyfriend

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NYUgirl 0

at least she told you man. That's not the worst that could happen. For some reason in find this hard to believe... FYL

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

I prefer this solution: "Now c'mon y'all! Let's find someone with AIDS to pee in her empty eye socket, slit her throat, and use the blood as lubricant while we rape her." -Small Woodland Critter Squirrel (South Park)

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hahaha6 0

It's woodland critter Christmas! Hail Satan!

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

"But we've got to have a heathen for the anti-Christ." -Small Woodland Critter Bear (South Park)

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sammy_little 0

Run. My first wife pulled something like this just before she got pregnant (on purpose). I went into the marriage with no debt and money in the back and filed a joint bankrupcy for $200,000 about two years later. It is obvious she cannot handle her business and $1500 is a small price to pay to find this out.

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masquerade08 0

This is why I don't bother messing around with business.... I'm no good at it. Some chicks are, some guys are, I am not. I don't even want to get a credit card. Scary things... Credit cards.

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