Money: Today, I realized that getting an awesome new phone with all...

By Anonymous - 04/01/2010 07:01 - United States

Today, I realized that getting an awesome new phone with all the new bells and whistles doesn't mean that people will now actually want to talk to me. FML

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You deserved it 27 379

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By Jakeok - 14/11/2014 00:04 - United States - Fraser

Today, I once again used my phone to get out of a conversation with someone, instead of actually talking to someone on it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 407

You deserved it 7 635

By oxbonxo - 07/02/2011 08:38 - Australia

Today, after hanging up the phone, I realised that telemarketers are my only form of social life. FML

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You deserved it 6 162

By Kere - 03/02/2011 16:42 - Sweden

Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 889

You deserved it 6 654

By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 13:28 - Canada

Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone, so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to "Give me your contact info, unless you don't want me to text/call you!" No one is responding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 218

You deserved it 12 539

By nofriends - 27/08/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 761

You deserved it 8 299

By Ignored - 11/04/2011 09:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 525

You deserved it 12 246

Solitude

By someone72 - 22/03/2010 23:20 - United States

Today, I got excited when my phone vibrated because I thought someone actually wanted to talk to me. When I grabbed my phone, I realized my mind had played a trick on me and I only thought it vibrated. I'm so lonely, I subconsciously trick myself into thinking I have friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 922

You deserved it 7 598

Well done!

By Anonymous - 25/02/2021 17:01

Today, I got congratulations at work for being "so focused" and "not spending time on my phone." I didn't have the heart to tell my manager I don't spend time on my phone because I have no friends to talk to. FML

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You deserved it 158

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I called up Verizon Wireless to "complain" about my phone service. I really had nothing to complain about, I was just that lonely that I wanted someone to talk to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 272

You deserved it 31 334

By Happyforeverx - 25/10/2009 15:30 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I kept restarting my internet, wondering why I wasn't receiving any messages from my friends. Then I realized they were all ignoring me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 280

You deserved it 8 759

f_alltheirlives 3

Monday 4 January 2010 12:24

Phones have bells and whistles now? Nice

Impromptu_fml 0

Monday 4 January 2010 12:24

Should get some materialistic friends. Then they won't mind you waving it in their faces.

Comments

holaworld 0

Monday 4 January 2010 12:17

I'm sorry :( it will be better. I have a swollen eye

Reyo 2

Tuesday 5 January 2010 2:54

OP: You sound just like that one bitch who wore a Wedding ring so people would "talk to her".

Liamj774 36

Friday 21 December 2012 4:41

I have a belly but

Untoxicated 0

Monday 4 January 2010 12:18

:(( i would talk 2 you ^^

f_alltheirlives 3

Monday 4 January 2010 12:24

Phones have bells and whistles now? Nice

tysen97 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 4:28

YDI for having a phone with bells and whistles.

Impromptu_fml 0

Monday 4 January 2010 12:24

Should get some materialistic friends. Then they won't mind you waving it in their faces.

remy_xi 0

Monday 4 January 2010 12:25

That sucks. Hmmm. Post your number on Mystery Google?

alexandraa_fml 0

Monday 4 January 2010 12:30

Yeah, your friends from Candyland and Captain Kanuckles are going to ring you up just to hear their voice echo in your new phone.. Someone needs to call you and Blow a whistle.