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By Anonymous - 09/10/2015 16:58 - United States - Portland

Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By Nic - 13/09/2016 20:16 - United States - Orlando

Today, for the first time in months, a potential employer was willing to give me a job. On my way out of the interview, I tripped over and broke a 1000 dollar glass table. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2020 20:01

Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML

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By Noname - 28/01/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I went into my office and told my boss that I hated my job and was quitting on the spot. I tried to leave quickly but I slipped and fell on the marble floor right in front of everybody during my exit. FML

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By jib - 09/04/2022 07:00 - United States - Kilgore

Today, I was suffering from some gastric distress. While on my way to a job interview, I slipped on some concrete that was wet due to a recent slight rain shower. I didn't fall. I DID shit my pants though. I walked back home slowly in shame to clean up the mess. I didn't make it to the interview. FML

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By unemployed - 10/07/2009 15:08 - United States

Today, I was at a second interview for a job that I really need as I got laid off last month. Midway through the interview, I went to cross my legs and realized I had 2 different shoes on. FML

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By amyhyett - 28/01/2015 23:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML

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By faulty plumbimg! - 31/08/2013 12:14 - India

Today, I got my period 2 days early, while being interviewed for my dream job. Let's just say that I don't have very high hopes after walking backwards to the exit door and falling down upon colliding with the wall. FML

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Stress test

By anonymous - 20/10/2010 06:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 22:06 - United States

Today, my bra clasp broke in the middle of a job interview. I got the job on the spot. I'm scared to report into work. FML

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By embarrassed - 20/12/2010 14:51 - United States

Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML

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You deserved it 6 565

extrasnipes 22

Saturday 10 October 2015 1:29

So in other words you got the job?

UncleCaitlyn 21

Saturday 10 October 2015 1:39

Did you play it off and wink or apologize

Comments

CoGhostRider 31

Saturday 10 October 2015 18:40

And you girls want equal rights! Just kidding, I actually would do the same if it would work

CoGhostRider 31

Saturday 10 October 2015 18:44

@41 no its exploiting sexism, why not let someone else's weakness benefit you?

mazor 22

Saturday 10 October 2015 19:02

Bridget Jones moment

Luter72 9

Saturday 10 October 2015 20:43

it must have helped with your interview

Carpetlayer 10

Sunday 11 October 2015 2:44

Was the floor wet? Was the linoleum defective in any way?

mandyn333 10

Sunday 11 October 2015 3:41

You falling will make yourself Stan out to him. He'll remember you fell & think about how the interview went. Same thing happened to my mother-in-law. She was wearing a necklace that busted everywhere. She got the job because that stood out.