By cbarebo - 11/10/2009 17:21 - United States

Today, I went in my room to play my guitar. I found my Les Paul on the floor with all the strings missing. I later found out my grandma cut them off because I was playing "Devil's Music." FML
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iWanna_fml 0

wowwww. tell her that she owes u the money for it now xD

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mycleverusername 0

I don't think Grandma's familiar with the Golden Rule. I say you steal her knitting needles. That'll show her.

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paivarotti 0

paint stigmata signs on her while she's asleep. Also, make a crucifix out of 2 *****'s and leave it by her bed; just to see what she does.

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ruckerpark364 0

maybe your terrible play was killing her...did she throw holy water on you?

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spiderman0606 0

Dude, everyone knows the devil plays the violin. Tell your grandmother to get with the program.

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allie2590 31

I agree with 14. Your playing must suck. Also, advise your grandma not to cut the strings if she doesn't want to lose an eye. Guitar strings can be pretty dangerous.

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tukker 0

as long as you're not in Georgia playing the fiddle, the devil will leave you alone

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spiderman0606 0

Hey, I've heard he plays the banjo too. Guess everyone's a little hick at heart.

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coolster56 0

fiddle or bagpipes not violin

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

He plays a mean didgeridoo!

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epicwinmaster 0

oh boohoo, just buy new strings. if she broke the guitar, then thats a different story. R.I.P. Les Paul

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beaverteeth92 0

Get Elixir strings. They're expensive, but they're supposed to last like forever.

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Ricrad 11

Elixir strings may last ages, but that waterproof coating won't stop grandma and her wire-cutters.

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myballs 0

The hell? My hyper-conservative baptist grandmother wouldn't even do that. Hell, I was in the same room with her when my cousins were blaring heavy ******* metal. Even my great grandmother was there.

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DameGreyWulf 0

I say this is an FML because his grandma is psycho. Just think... this is only her "first warning." The next time, she'll snap the neck...

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nekroseftychia 9

Yeah I agree w / 25 seriously its not like she broke your guitar just buy strings their liek a bit more than 5 $ dollars a pack and your probably have some spares anyways

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f_alltheirlives 3

So let me get this straight.... Guitar strings are about 5 dollars a pack? JESUS, why do every person on fml repeat the same point over and over again???? 90% of the comments on this site is identical to the comment before...

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