Miscellaneous: Today, I went in my room to play my guitar. I found my Les Paul...

By cbarebo - 11/10/2009 17:21 - United States

Today, I went in my room to play my guitar. I found my Les Paul on the floor with all the strings missing. I later found out my grandma cut them off because I was playing "Devil's Music." FML

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By jooshuarr - 18/06/2010 23:09 - Spain

Today, while tuning my bass guitar, I noticed a very strange screeching sound. I leaned over to look behind the neck. The biggest string snapped off and cut the side of my face. FML

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Stahp!

By Michael - 14/10/2020 23:02 - United States - Kearny

Today, I had to babysit my dying grandmother, so I brought up my guitar. She hadn't said anything to anyone today, and the first thing and only thing she said was, "Stop. Make it stop" to me when I played. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 18:14 - Canada

Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my acoustic guitar on my back. I saw a girl that I like coming down the opposite way, so I decided to play my guitar to try and impress her. I started to tune it quickly, but while I wasn't paying attention, I ran into a pole. Now my guitar is cracked. FML

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By Aaron - 01/12/2011 22:00

Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML

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Make it stop!

By MsGlaDos - 12/06/2013 21:45 - United States - Austin

Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:07 - Israel

Today, I was told by my neighbors that my guitar playing sounded a dying cat. FML

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By nicrus - 15/09/2016 20:13 - Norway

Today, my girlfriend and her mother bought a hanger for my $2000 guitar as a birthday present. They wanted to surprise me by hanging it on the wall. They screwed it upside down, so before I came home it fell off and my guitar broke. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 20:12 - Canada

Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML

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Sunday 11 October 2009 23:08

wowwww. tell her that she owes u the money for it now xD

mycleverusername 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 23:15

I don't think Grandma's familiar with the Golden Rule. I say you steal her knitting needles. That'll show her.

Comments

Bansheethekilla 2

Monday 12 October 2009 4:49

nd to all you a-holes saying it aint expensive, i bet youd all be feeling thew same way if and you family member did the same thing to something that belongs to you and says " its the item of the devil".op tell her to screw herself.

angelicaisaipom 0

Monday 12 October 2009 4:54

I say instead of replacing the strings, replace your grandma.

AndelleRae 9

Monday 12 October 2009 5:03

I'd make it seem like grandma went a little senile and mixed up some meds...

Krytt11 0

Monday 12 October 2009 5:10

Learn how to say "Satan commands me to play his music" over and over again, either backwards or in latin.

myvenusdoom 0

Monday 12 October 2009 5:14

dude....your grand mother needs to learn a lesson in life the hard way, my gf hid my guitar once as a joke cuz she thought im being to occupied with it n i should be having sex wth her instead, i didnt talk to her again for 2 weeks,,, ( coming to think of it, i just started wondering if she posted an FML around here smwhere, LOL)

energyphuck 0

Monday 12 October 2009 5:22

THAT SUCKS MAN!!! I would DIE!!! SUE!!

DieterDerBlau 0

Monday 12 October 2009 5:32

Um, Les Pauls are like the GODFATHER of guitars... I think most juries would let you off for killing her as "justifiable homocide". Besides, anyone that deep into their religion is probably ready to go meet their god(s).

jellobean 0

Monday 12 October 2009 5:36

The YDI's are at 666 right now. Oh, the irony D:

tyranny 0

Monday 12 October 2009 5:47

Is anyone else getting the point that SHE TOSSED A LES PAUL ON THE FLOOR?! Considering that the father of modern electric guitars and rock n' roll died so recently this should be considered sacrilege.