Miscellaneous: Today, I went in to a job interview with 6 other girls my age....

By HellaBomber91 - 11/02/2010 20:15 - United States

Today, I went in to a job interview with 6 other girls my age. I tried to sit down on a chair exactly like the ones every other girl was sitting on. Then, one of the interviewers offered to get me a more "sturdy" chair. For the entire interview, I got to sit in the "fat girl chair". FML

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By parker1993 - 03/02/2011 18:53 - United States

Today, while waiting for a job interview, a woman sat down next to me and asked if I was here for the job too. Thinking she was also an applicant, I tried to demoralise her, and said the job was going to be a complete joke. With that, she stood up and said, "Do you still want to go into my office?" She was the interviewer. FML

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By Swivel - 07/06/2012 12:17 - Singapore

Today, after a spate of bad ones, I was in another job interview trying my hardest to give a good impression. After answering a few questions, I realized to my horror that while I was talking I was swiveling my chair from left to right like a nervous child. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2009 11:00 - United States

Today, I had a job interview at a local business with the owner who was man, and the manager who was a woman. I thought I did pretty well because I heard the manager whisper so, as I was walking out. Then I heard the owner whisper "no fat chicks." FML

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By maisie - 22/11/2018 22:00

Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 06:03 - United States

Today, I went on a group job interview, where all the applicants seem to have the same qualifications. When the interviewer dismissed all of us but the prettiest girl, outraged, I told him he was a prejudiced pig, and should be ashamed of himself. Apparently she was the only one who had a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2012 05:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was sitting on a rather small, uncomfortable bean bag while my friend was sitting on a nice chair. She asked if I wanted to switch seats, not so I could be more comfortable, but because she thought I was too fat and that I would burst the bean bag. FML

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By fartje - 25/01/2015 18:21 - Netherlands

Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2021 08:01

Today, I had a big job interview on Zoom. I forgot my name was set as "Fat F***". I joined the call and the older lady interviewing me was very offended. FML

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By DeepFriedZombie - 09/08/2016 00:18

Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML

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By boo - 27/05/2009 18:15 - United States

Today, I had a job interview. I had to drop my daughter off with my babysitter first. When I got to the interview, I got a weird look from the vice president of the company. I had lime green poop running down the side of my white blouse. FML

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Friday 12 February 2010 1:08

well, are you fatter?

cooluc 0

Friday 12 February 2010 1:09

better question: was the new chair more comfortable?

Comments

JJ5 2

Friday 12 February 2010 4:16

why hellabomber?

Rocco1990 0

Friday 12 February 2010 4:27

I didn't even excercise much. Green tea and water. That was it.

Diannaa 0

Friday 12 February 2010 4:32

I think it's more appropriate to say "be healthy" than to say "be skinny". They mean two different things..

purpleisacolor 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 1:15

true that. screw media crap skinny doesnt equal healthy always

aenjgurlie 0

Friday 12 February 2010 4:36

wow there just hatin itz k wat counts is on the inside wow sounded like a mom and is no where close to being one

deevosee 0

Friday 12 February 2010 5:04

you're just a big ol fatty, aren't ya? fatty fat fatty. big fat fatty.

iamghostbad 0

Friday 12 February 2010 10:17

I've been defending the op this whole time but I lol at ^that xD

ComMed 0

Friday 12 February 2010 5:14

excuse me sir you can't park your van here. oh wait it's just a fat kid.

snickelfrits 0

Friday 12 February 2010 5:16

:>]

hjrn 0

Friday 12 February 2010 5:32

well sorry to say this but if you are so overweight that a place of business would get a heavy duty chair for you then a diet and exercise are your friend. most places wouldn't do that for someone that was a few pounds overweight.