Kids: Today, I went into a haunted house. Around 30 seconds into the...

By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 23:56 - Canada

Today, I went into a haunted house. Around 30 seconds into the adventure, I couldn't stop screaming at the top of my lungs from all of the scares. Suddenly, the little girl ahead of me, who was all by herself, turned around and told me to "suck it up and grow a pair, loser." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 04:35 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, I went to a haunted house with the girl I like, thinking that she would get scared and turn to me for comfort. I ended up running out, and was put on the Wall of Shame. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 02:06 - Canada

Today, I was visiting my friend's new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughter's. I'm a 37 year old male. FML

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By Flutie - 27/10/2017 22:00

Today, I went to a haunted house with my fiancé. A few minutes in, I saw someone following us so I turned and screamed. She ran off and my fiancé explained that she wasn't an actor, just a lady with a pigment disorder. I can never go back there again. FML

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Skittish

By mack - 25/10/2009 08:54 - Canada

Today, I went to a "haunted" theme park. Actors had been trying to scare me the whole night. I was waiting by an outdoor heater for my friend when a hand came out of nowhere close to my face. I screamed at the top of my lungs, but it was only some chick wanting to warm her hands by the heater. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 21:44 - Canada

Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of my job here to scare the people passing by. A 12 year-old girl walked by, I grabbed her leg, and she kicked me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML

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By Ariel_Mariaa - 04/11/2011 23:25 - Canada

Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML

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Got a little a carried away there, Skippy

By Anonymous - 31/10/2019 14:00 - Canada

Today, one of the houses had actors with chainsaws. I ran away screaming and slammed into a wall. So much for being macho this Halloween. FML

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You big fanny

By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 17:57 - Germany - Hagen

Today, I was babysitting a six year old girl, when I saw a huge spider on the wall. I screamed and told her to stay back. Instead, she walked up to the spider, squished it, and told me to stop being such a baby. FML

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By pussyOUT - 01/09/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids. When we were on the Ferris wheel, I discovered my fear of heights. I hyperventilated, screamed from our seat "LET ME OUT! OH GOD LET ME OUT!!" I also began crying hysterically. They stopped the ride for me to get off. I'm a 45 year old man. FML

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sweetdreams20 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 9:06

so ur a male and a little girl told u out?! please don't say u were also on a date...

unfortunate_13 5

Tuesday 2 November 2010 9:07

OP, she's right.

Comments

XxMoonGirlAshomi 0

Friday 5 November 2010 22:23

haha!!!!! a little girl said this!? wow u must hav a serious problem!!!!

all4pooh 4

Monday 8 November 2010 15:39

i doubt it

Computersrule 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 1:51

Yu should grow a pair and man up

fluffysponges 0

Friday 25 March 2011 6:30

And you're a man?

demonwolfmaster 26

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:57

im sorry dude but grow a pair i work in a haunted house all you do is feed us what we want which is fear the more fear you show the more we go after you and scare you even more so ytd for this one even i went threw my FIRST every haunt alone and didnt scream once and im easly scared so ytd

sideboobbarney 3

Tuesday 30 August 2011 15:47

Hahah pussy

sideboobbarney 3

Tuesday 30 August 2011 15:49

I went to a my first haunted house wen I was like 4 and I laughed...pussy

CSTDude77 7

Sunday 18 March 2012 0:32

you should consider what she said

xRezSynn 15

Saturday 11 May 2013 16:00

Looks like someone was having a bad day. But, i guess screaming can be annoying

sammyjo06 14

Friday 7 February 2014 22:38

The little girl was a bitch. Assuming you weren't actually terrified, screaming in a haunted house and allowing things to startle you are all part of the fun.