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By Bobby ray slice - 22/08/2011 00:03 - United States

Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML

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By ThoroughlyCreepedOut - 07/03/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML

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An attempt was made

By bubblewrap - 20/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML

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By fviz - 07/02/2013 09:51 - United States

Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML

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By anonymous - 01/10/2011 14:18 - United States

Today, I used a public restroom with very shiny floors. So shiny, in fact, that I could see a clear reflection of the person in the next stall. I'm pretty sure they could see me too. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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Stranger danger

By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

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By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

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By Christen - 19/02/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML

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Stinky and gross

By Anonymous - 09/06/2024 20:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML

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Why hello there...

By Shocked - 28/01/2018 19:00

Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML

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Jacobt24 19

Monday 22 August 2011 8:48

You helped him right?

iAmScrubs 19

Monday 22 August 2011 8:49

"Wow, I really did a spotless job this time!"

Comments

Buttsexpirate 9

Monday 22 August 2011 9:55

Argh! I apologise, he be one of me crew.

Haidee 0

Monday 22 August 2011 9:57

Haha! That's hilarious, disturbing view though.

RodStar 0

Monday 22 August 2011 10:08

Was it clean?

Enigmax2514 7

Monday 22 August 2011 10:11

Omg gangway!!! *pukkeeeeeee*

EwanSmith 2

Monday 22 August 2011 10:12

it's good to take pride in your appearance but this is a bit anal...

Jaxx66 21

Monday 22 August 2011 17:38

I can't believe I'm saying this, but it applies!! I c wut u did thar >:)

IndigoAcrylic 9

Monday 22 August 2011 17:51

Best pun everrrrr ;D

DonovanRiddick 6

Monday 22 August 2011 10:52

How rude! Walking into a guy checking out his asshole? How unconsiderate of you.

yaaypenguinss 1

Monday 22 August 2011 10:52

Maybe he's European! That things old school over there. It's called a bedit and u clean your asshole after u take a shit. Saw it in Jersey Shore :p

PrestonG95 7

Monday 22 August 2011 12:08

Did you make sure he got it all?

SneezyC 15

Monday 22 August 2011 12:42

attractive

mrtoothpick 11

Monday 22 August 2011 14:42

Some people are just anal about their hygiene like that. ;)

compasseagle89 8

Monday 22 August 2011 16:52

i see what you did there. and it was good. bravo!

ImmortalRiot 1

Monday 22 August 2011 22:33

Or they're just assholes.

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Today, I was home on leave and having breakfast with my parents and my younger brothers. I guess I got too used to the rougher language around the Army barracks where I'm stationed. At the breakfast table, I asked my Mom to "pass me the f***ing butter." FML

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Today my job started requiring all transactions regarding cigarettes or alcohol to have the ID scanned before proceeding. There is no way yo bypass this function. I carded a 60 year-old man and his 40 year-old son who both yelled at me for 10 minutes. FML

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Today, I went to get the vaccination my college requires of all students. The nurse looked at my charts and told me there was good and bad news. The good news was that I didn't need the shot. The bad news was I needed four others. Now, both of my arms are swollen enough to make Popeye proud. FML

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Today, I was in minding my own business in bed in my dorm room. It was dark and my roommate came over, intending to slap my ass really hard. The problem is, I was lying face up. FML

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Today, I was clearing out the garage when a large bouncy ball rolled into the drive. Only when I blasted it full force with my foot and collapsed did I realise it was actually a bowling ball. Two of my toes are broken. FML

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Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML

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Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML

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Today, I woke up to "we're leaving". I'm now homeless because my Dad and his girlfriend got into an argument over toilet paper. FML

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