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By Bobby ray slice - 22/08/2011 00:03 - United States

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Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML

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By ThoroughlyCreepedOut - 07/03/2010 00:22 - United States

Spicy

Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML

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An attempt was made

By bubblewrap - 20/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML

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By fviz - 07/02/2013 09:51 - United States

Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML

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By anonymous - 01/10/2011 14:18 - United States

Today, I used a public restroom with very shiny floors. So shiny, in fact, that I could see a clear reflection of the person in the next stall. I'm pretty sure they could see me too. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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Stranger danger

By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

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By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

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By Christen - 19/02/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML

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Stinky and gross

By Anonymous - 09/06/2024 20:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML

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Why hello there...

By Shocked - 28/01/2018 19:00

Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML

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Jacobt24 19

Monday 22 August 2011 8:48

You helped him right?

iAmScrubs 19

Monday 22 August 2011 8:49

"Wow, I really did a spotless job this time!"

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jaredofmo 22

Monday 22 August 2011 15:28

That's not bad. I was in a public bathroom in Albuquerque and a guy walked in with a big smile on his face, and started changing his pants at the sinks. He had no underwear on.

vivace9259 4

Monday 22 August 2011 15:54

I mean how do you respond to that?

brianod 0

Monday 22 August 2011 16:18

did he wipe properly?

SayHiToChucky 0

Monday 22 August 2011 16:39

Big booty bitches.

compasseagle89 8

Monday 22 August 2011 16:54

ugh. some people are just creepy i guess...

xfyre 11

Monday 22 August 2011 17:21

what, you don't? :P

jobsman99 0

Monday 22 August 2011 18:04

did he?

percyh 0

Monday 22 August 2011 18:14

Mud Butt! Lmao.

Akenta 0

Monday 22 August 2011 18:25

#2- SMH the lady is an ass 4 that !

someone234 5

Monday 22 August 2011 18:46

BUTT maybe he was on CRACK?

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