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By Hot Pants - 01/12/2011 17:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I went into hospital and was being treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here, I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well, at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

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By lilipalmer - 13/02/2015 06:44 - France

Today, I awoke after 4 hours of surgery. The male nurse taking care of me is cute, very cute. I'm trying my best to seem fine and dandy when he tells me that I can't eat anything before my next poop, adding, "And don't flush it, OK? I need to check." FML

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By la poisse - 19/11/2008 05:59 - France

Today, I spent the night in hospital. As soon as I was alone, I writhed and twisted in all directions in my attempts to pee in a bottle left precisely for that purpose. It was at that moment that the doctor, a good-looking guy, came in. My legs were spread wide and I was right in the middle of doing my business. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2013 10:44 - United States

Today, I went to the gynecologist. In the waiting room they had decorative words that spelled out "Relax" and "Enjoy". FML

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It's a wrap

By birdiebeth13 - 10/04/2013 17:41 - United States - Chippewa Falls

Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML

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By dorrisdoes - 28/07/2014 20:47 - New Zealand

Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML

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By johnny121 - 01/01/2010 19:14 - France

Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML

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By Radbaby - 12/10/2018 03:00

Today, I asked a guy to change into a gown for an X-ray exam. I asked him to leave his underwear on, everything else off. Apparently he was going commando, as he left skid marks on my table when the exam was over. FML

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Junk reveal

By Anonymous - 04/03/2023 12:00

Today, when I was visiting my dad in the ICU, the nurse was trying to help him sit upright and his dick and balls plopped out of his hospital gown for everyone to see. FML

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Gender bending

By Anonymous - 03/09/2021 16:59

Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML

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MyPupRox 2

Thursday 1 December 2011 22:34

Better than glow in the dark unicorns.

Muwahaha_fml 4

Thursday 1 December 2011 22:35

It could be worse-granny panties.

Comments

bubo_fml 10

Friday 2 December 2011 20:29

When the lights go off, play a joke on the Dr. & stand next to the x-ray screen while he observes the x-ray film...

Late_night83 25

Friday 2 December 2011 21:24

Lame ass FML

ShadowBitch99 2

Saturday 3 December 2011 0:25

Nice undies!! (seriously)

FreezeeMonsta 19

Saturday 3 December 2011 7:53

How is this an FML?! 'A cute doctor got to see me half naked today' . Even then, its what matters UNDER the undies!

AliCat18 12

Saturday 3 December 2011 17:57

hahaha OP you are epic! work those glow in the dark skulls!

RokNRoll11 9

Sunday 4 December 2011 17:11

I think it could be worse But I'm just an optimist

dwsgirl 8

Sunday 4 December 2011 22:50

If you're really that concerned about your underwear and your cute doctor, do you really belong in the hospital?

xDrella 0

Monday 5 December 2011 11:19

Like my great grandma always said, wear clean and sexy underwear everyday. You never know, you might get hit by a bus, then have to get stripped down by a hot medic or doctor. Yeah my great grandma said that once (: