Health: Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as...

By newmother - 05/12/2010 13:38 - Australia

Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML

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By Lady Cuntsnatch of Fallopia - 04/01/2015 01:30 - United States - Yuba City

Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2017 13:00 - United States

Today, during the birth of my first child, my epidural didn't work. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 02:43 - United States - Titusville

Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML

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By Diana - 05/07/2018 01:30

Today, I gave birth to my first son. He was 11 pounds and the labour lasted 22 hours. My husband was absent for 8 of those hours because he slipped when my water broke, cracked his head, and ended up in the ER next door. FML

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Get out

By Lennyr - 28/08/2016 06:36 - United States - Union City

Today, I gave birth to my firstborn child. Somehow, my mom and mother-in-law made their way to the delivery room, and walked in mid-push. While they were escorted out, I overheard my mother-in-law asking the nurse how her son, my husband, was holding up. FML

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Ambulances ain't cheap

By Mom - 29/03/2024 03:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I went into labor, and my husband wasn't answering his phone. I called my sister to ask her to drive me to the hospital but she said she'd only do it if I paid her $1000. I had to dial 911, and almost gave birth in my bathroom in process. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2022 14:00

Today, I gave birth, but my husband was late and got here just in time to cut the cord. He was hung over after celebrating his impending fatherhood all night. He missed the cord twice, cut it, then fell over, and wound up in the bed next to mine, with a hydrating IV and a bashed head where he hit it on the baby's cot. FML

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Game on

By sasquatch21 - 21/02/2010 13:36 - Bahrain

Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML

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By Stressed dad - 18/07/2017 20:00

Today, my wife's water broke so I drove her to the hospital. After 16 hours without labor, I went home to get a little sleep. Four hours later I got the call and ran outside to find that my car was towed from my parking space. FML

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By fuckmylife - 02/02/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

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Sunday 5 December 2010 19:51

Delete the account. Record video of his reaction. Laugh at his pain.

skittlebabe 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 19:50

I would of disconnected the freakin tv or something

Comments

JPEG7 12

Monday 6 December 2010 9:10

my ex was just the same! hint, ex.

mschrisaya 4

Monday 6 December 2010 9:18

If you have a brain you will leave him!

cmac86 23

Monday 6 December 2010 9:24

are you married to Leroy Jenkins? if so I guess your name is chicken.

NOWAYJOSE 14

Monday 6 December 2010 9:34

At least he was playing WoW instead of sleeping around?

akaashR 0

Monday 6 December 2010 9:38

Woah, now thats the stuff that deserves to be on this site. FYL ma'am, you really should dump his ass.. imagine what would happen if you were to have a crash or something.. he might be too busy giving elfs virtual bj's

Morpheus414 0

Monday 6 December 2010 9:49

YDI for even looking at him as anything other than an asexual puddle.

bpell 0

Monday 6 December 2010 10:07

raids are super important. WoW>babies.

girlnxdoor 1

Monday 6 December 2010 11:57

**** that 2 words BITCH SLAP

Dragons_corner 6

Monday 6 December 2010 12:48

your husband is a ass hole but why not drive yourself and then yell at him after the birth?? before anyone opens there mouths and saddly say something stupid. yes they/you can my mom did when she was pregnant with my sister.