Jewelry and Miscellaneous: Today, I went mud wrestling for the first time at a mud bog....

By meganridner - 04/08/2011 16:05 - United States

Today, I went mud wrestling for the first time at a mud bog. After a day of fun and getting cleaned up, I realized that my mom's ring was no longer on my finger. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Bellevue

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the river. She threw mud on me, so I playfully threw some on her, and we got into a mud fight. Apparently, she took the "fight" seriously, because I'm now single. FML

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By anonymous - 09/10/2012 05:53 - United States

Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML

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By summerbabe77 - 22/07/2012 03:58 - United States - Medford

Today, my dog somehow managed to swallow a ring that my mother had bought me. Now I must carefully poke and search through each pile of dog crap I find in my yard for the next week. FML

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By fmal - 07/05/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML

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By Ansharus - 06/06/2016 13:47 - Belgium - Londerzeel

Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML

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By lifesuck - 19/09/2010 14:11 - United States

Today, while at a local river, I had been pulled underwater by a very fast and strong current. While fighting for my life, I had let go of my sandals so I could pull myself up. After explaining to my mom what had happened to me, her response was "YOU LOST YOUR SANDALS!?" FML

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By anonymous - 27/11/2014 03:33 - United States - Butler

Today, I thought I'd lost the ring that my boyfriend had given me, in the snow, in the dark. I spent a half hour with a flashlight searching every part of my driveway. The ring was on my kitchen windowsill the whole time. I took it off earlier to do dishes. FML

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By MyPrecious... - 11/03/2015 00:33 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML

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By Madi Jenna - 04/05/2011 17:31 - United States

Today, it's the third day my ring won't come off. I used soap, vegetable oil, lotion, soaked my hand in ice to make the swelling of my finger to come down, and even my mom pulled so hard she dislocated my finger. FML

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Unhygienic or he's a natural hunter-gatherer

By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 05:00

Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Thursday 4 August 2011 23:35

Why would you wear something so precious while mud wrestling? D:

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Thursday 4 August 2011 23:33

Dude, gettin dirty always ends in guilt ;)

Comments

saramore 7

Friday 5 August 2011 7:10

The real question is: wtf are you doing with your mom's ring???

tayyters 4

Friday 5 August 2011 7:13

Worst ive ever lost was a flipflop

itswhateveridk 0

Friday 5 August 2011 7:37

Y were u wearing your moms ring?

cookies666 0

Friday 5 August 2011 7:39

Married to your mom?

Stylin_Since_97 10

Friday 5 August 2011 8:07

Pray for forgiveness or forever disgrace your ancestors!!!!!!!

Kazuya_fml 14

Friday 5 August 2011 8:37

...Really?

ham25 0

Friday 5 August 2011 9:37

hmmm.. girls don't really go mud wrestling and if ur a guy then why are u wearing ur moms ring?

caity_pie 12

Friday 5 August 2011 13:55

You're kidding right? That is the one of the most sexist comments I've read all day. Both guys and girls mud wrestle, and I've seen plenty of them do so.

sleepindevil 15

Friday 5 August 2011 13:56

Really? Google for "girl mud wrestling"

BelleBelle_fml 11

Friday 5 August 2011 11:10

"Are you ready to go to the mud bog?" "Just a sec, I need to accessorise!" YDI

Stiffilz 0

Friday 5 August 2011 11:16

you should have taken the ring off first that would have been the smart thing to do. YDI but F your Mums life for raising an irresponsible dipshit and losing her ring.