By Tiffosaur - 04/01/2013 06:12 - United States
Same thing different taste
Bat out of hell
By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo
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Oh no…
By Anonymous - 08/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Houston
Bad omen
By coveholli - 15/11/2014 14:43 - Australia - Perth
Tonight, on Blind Dates…
By dateless - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London
Classic
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Joe Smooth
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Classic blunder
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Self report
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I wonder - Did you lie about your appearance, age, or body type?
Oh look at my wrist I gotta be somewhere!
are you sure that was your date, or will we see another FML tomorrow? "Today I went on a blind date, or would have if my date had ever shown up. FML."
Maybe it WAS just some randomn guy who was at the wrong place at the wrong time
If it was a blind date... How do you know he was your date? :S
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On the bright side, you were spared the horror of dating a douchebag.
A watch that tell you where to be... I need one of these.