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By My Life Is Just PERFECT - 30/03/2013 15:29 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up for me. It was going pretty good, then he said he was going to go out to smoke. 10 minutes went by and he still hadn't come back. I called my friend and she said he doesn't smoke. FML

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By Jake404 - 10/07/2023 00:02 - Australia

Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2024 09:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 01:10 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML

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By Jill04 - 11/10/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML

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By single - 20/10/2013 23:21 - United States

Today, I met up on a blind date. He took a phone call one drink in and said he had to leave because he didn't know it was his buddy's birthday, and they were having a party without him. I offered to split the bill and put out a $20. He got up, unlocked the bicycle behind us and rode off. FML

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Bat out of hell

By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML

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By OMFG I LOVE MLP - 24/08/2012 21:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML

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Bad omen

By coveholli - 15/11/2014 14:43 - Australia - Perth

Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML

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Joe Smooth

By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 04:59 - United States - West Covina

Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML

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Saturday 30 March 2013 18:37

That's just so rude. Even if you weren't his type, he didn't even have the courtesy to at least continue on with the date.

olpally 32

Saturday 30 March 2013 18:39

What a douche bag. Good riddance! You can do better than that asshole. Keep trying op!

Comments

cb1002630 11

Saturday 30 March 2013 18:55

What did you say that made him take up smoking on a first date, OP?

Hentai_fml 6

Sunday 31 March 2013 0:59

Hah that made me laugh, thanks.

RpiesSPIES 27

Saturday 30 March 2013 18:56

Maybe he went to a gas station to buy some cigarettes so he could look cool in your eyes for smoking... This is why people need to take honesty into perspective. I feel that telling someone politely how I'd really feel about how a date has been going. It would be a lot less hurtful than leaving them without then knowing, and sticking them with the bill at that.

ronin123958 7

Saturday 30 March 2013 18:57

That's a nice variant on the "going to buy cigarettes" classic - never to come back. Still, what an asshole!

perdix 29

Saturday 30 March 2013 18:59

It takes me about 15 hours to smoke a brisket, so you should wait another 14 hours and 50 minutes before you get suspicious. When he comes back with the smoked brisket, the wait will be so worth it!

niezen 4

Saturday 30 March 2013 20:51

That was almost funny!

NewYorkMexPR 14

Saturday 30 March 2013 19:01

U should of left when he said he was going for a smoke. Smokers are nasty

LeeRed 15

Saturday 30 March 2013 19:06

Haha maybe in that 10min he checked you out on fb and didn't like how your profile pic looks like. In case your wondering what I'm talking about, read the fml a few below.