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By severedface - 22/05/2011 05:35 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. When I got there, I found out that the guy was a ventriloquist and was going to use his puppet to talk to me. FML
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klovemachine 24

what a dummy, haha!!

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sourgirl101 28

Were you dating Jeff Dunham? Because he's funny as hell! "I kill you!"(:

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CitrusGirl 0

Was his name Mel Gibson, and was his puppet a beaver?

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cwmbear 0

Did he buy you a gottle o gear?

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Ella1782 0

Arg, I'm new to commenting and somehow put my reply under the wrong comment, sorry #37!

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Pigpen181 3

Give it a chance....The puppet might have a bigger woody than it's owner ; )

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Juliaa15 6

This comment would have been funnier from someone a bit...younger.

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rattusrattus 18

This sounds similar to a situation in one of the Phoenix Wright games, only there, it's funny. I'm going to say it could have happened because writers have to get their inspiration from somewhere, but its CREEPY... and I hate puppets.

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CrystalClearly 8

Sounds like the guy saw Mel Gibson's new movie.

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SirPlagueRat 6

That's ******* awesome.

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